Funny winter quotes include "I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood," by Bill Watterson and "The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter," by Dave Barry. Another funny winter quote is, "Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours,'" by Robert Byrne.
Funny quotes about winter lament the cold temperatures, gray skies and snow that come with the season. Some people experience chionophobia, or the fear of being trapped by snow. Carl Reiner said, "A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
"The Guinness Book of World Records" lists the world's largest snowflake as 15 inches across and 8 inches thick. The snowflake fell at Fort Keogh, Montana, on Jan. 28, 1887. People in the United States experience sleet, hail and freezing rain in winter, as well as snow.
Will Rogers made a funny quote about winter when he said, "I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime." Winter officially begins on the winter solstice and ends with the vernal equinox. The Southern Hemisphere has milder winters than the Northern Hemisphere because that part of the world has less land and more water, creating a maritime climate.