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What are some famous funny life quotes from celebrities?

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Some funny celebrity quotes about life include Brad Pitt's statement, "being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed." Another example is when Betty White said, "Balls are weak and sensitive! If you want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding!"

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What are some famous funny life quotes from celebrities?
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When ruminating about life, Bill Murray postulated, "Keep seeing the glass half full and it will eventually dawn on you that it is probably your turn to buy." Jack Black advises, "Never underestimate the power of the eyebrow." Conan O'Brien said, "If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice."

Celebrities often discuss their lifestyle and diet in more serious interviews, but some celebrities make more humorous comments. Tina Fey once jokingly asserted, "I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less." Another example is Arnold Schwarzenegger's quote in which he stated, "The best activities for your life and health are pumping and humping."

Will Ferrell once commented on the group of friends everyone has in their lives when he said, "In every circle of friends there is always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you."

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