Most people enjoy a great witty quote every now and then. Humorous, witty quotes can help stimulate the mind or perhaps even prove very thought-provoking. Using a entertaining joke as an icebreaker during a speech, meeting, party or awkward situation may help to alleviate tension and create an inviting atmosphere. Many famous people have come up with some very ironic, interesting things
. throughout the years. Some clever, amusing says are listed below:
"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." William Shakespeare
"Plato was a bore." Friedrich Nietzsche
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." Albert Einstein
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte
"All men are equal before fish." Herbert Hoover
"The road to success is always under construction." Lily Tomlin
"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." Tom Waits
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die." Peter Tosh
"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers." Richard Pryor
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Jim Carrey
"In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." Rita Rudner
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." Don Marquis
"TV is chewing gum for the eyes." Frank Lloyd Wright
"Gentlemen, start your egos." Billy Crystal
"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup." Bob Hope
"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh." Carl Reiner
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" Robin Williams
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