Funny voice mail greetings will give your callers a chuckle, and they just might keep calling you to hear your latest. Let the callers know that you don't need siding, windows or a car warranty. Pretend that you're a refrigerator, and that you'll put the message under a magnet on the front. You can say Hello, then wait a while, then Hello again, wait again. They will start talking, thinking
. you've answered. That's when you drop the bomb that they've reached your voicemail. More funny voice mail greetings can be seen at http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/vm/funny2.htm.