Nothing beats a funny voice mail message! Remember to change it often though, so people don't get bored with the same message over and over again. Keeping it fresh keeps it funny! How about: "I'm sorry, but you have reached an imaginary phone number, so rotate your phone 90 degrees and try the call again". Visit http://www.creativevoicemailmessages.com/vm/funny3.htm. They have some great ideas
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