Ever wanted to tell a great joke for a group of accountants? Well, here is a list of funny accountant jokes to make you the hit of the next convention. 1. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. 2. What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. 3. Whats and Actuary? An
. accountant without a sense of humor. 4. How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold a road map the wrong way. 5. Why did the accountant cross the road? To bore the people on the other side. 7. What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone. And finally, what do accountants suffer from that ordinary people do not? Depreciation. Alright, maybe they don't sound too funny to a layman but the accountants I tried these on thought they were hilarious.
