Birthday Wishes and Sayings
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." Jennifer Yane
"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." Tom Wilson
"The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything." Oscar Wilde
"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." Author
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"When I was young, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." Mark Twain
"It takes a long time to grow young." Pablo Picasso
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." Author unknown
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." H.V. Prochnow
"Count your life by smiles, not tears / Count your age by friends, not years." Author unknown
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity." Tom Stoppard
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." Chili Davis
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives." Maurice Chevalier
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." John Glenn
"Better to be over the hill than buried under it!" Author unknown
"So many candles . . . so little cake." Author unknown
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it." Author unknown
"Don't think of it as getting older; think of it as becoming a classic!" Author unknown
"The younger you try to look, the older you actually are." Author unknown
"Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation." Author unknown
"Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever's in the glass." Author unknown
"I'm not going to make any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are." Author unknown
"You're aged to perfection." Author unknown
