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Greetings and Salutations!
Welcome to my weird and wacky website.
There are many different links to be found here. Links varying from really
bad science jokes to sports stuff.
Enjoy!
The Joke of the
Month!
Two hydrogens are walking along a street. The first one says,
"Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The second one replies, "Are you sure?"
The first one then says, "Yeah, I'm
POSITIVE."
I have found that when you
hang out in science classes a lot, you pick up this kooky ability: all bad
jokes become hilarious. Maybe it is the toxic fumes, or the strange company
but slowly your sense of humor goes downhill.
So here's some of the bad jokes that I have found on the internet.
They are funny for science people and non-science people. So go and enjoy
the weird humor.
Science
Jokes
Stupid
Test Answers aka things I typically put
on my own tests..
Ask Dr. Science!
To Hell With
Science I do find the title to this website
interesting.
Biology Jokes
these are
hilarious!
Science Jokes
Science Jokes:3.
CHEMISTRY Chem jokes. The best
kind..
The Funny Firm
A weird
place.
S k e w ! a journal
on the rrragged edge of academe
Mathematics Fun, Fiction,
Function, Fantasy
Properties of 17
All about the significance of the number
17. Talk about
obsessed.
LAL: Laugh-A-Lot!
Clean Jokes Archive
Engineer Jokes
Math and Science
Jokes
Computer Nerd
Girl Home Page
jokes,comedy,humour
and funny stories from SPLASHER'S SMILE
Engineer's Classic
Car
Engineering
and Science Jokes
Oracle Service Humor Archives
Tons of hilarious jokes can be found there.
The Nerdity
Test - V.(5X^3-3X)/2 Yes, I have taken this
test. And I won't tell you the score.
Math and Science
Jokes
Computer &
Science Jokes
Humor
BADGER'S PICK OF THE DAY
Jokes Of Fame
I created this one.
Peep Research Research
on Marshmallow Peeps. Sounds like something I would think up.
Mark's Humour Site
- You want jokes, funny stories. You want to visit here!
Humor
Jokes, Stories,
And Poems
Mycological Humor
Songs of Geology and Chemistry
and Other Science-Related Jokes and Humor
Kristin Peabody:
Peabody's Computer Humor Page
Dr. Honeydew and Beaker The Muppets!
Jokes from ACS Jokes straight from American Chemical Society
Molecules with Silly Names hee heee hee
Humor With Chemistry Classes Video Found this from a suggestion via email. THANKS! Quite hilarious!!
William Shatner Gone Wrong the link title says it all.
New Ones:
Save the Electrons Read about the plight of the lowly electron.
Song Paradies Science with a melody...
Science
Songs
Well that's all of my humor links and jokes.
Now you are about to enter the rest of my domain. Here are all of the other
links that I have found to be entertaining for some reason or another. Take
your pick of them or just scroll on by to find out the answer to the joke
of the month!
ASTRONOMY
My Galaxy
This is my new web page. It has tons
of links and some are to astronomy jokes
ParaScope For the strange and
unusual
The Official Mystery of the Sphinx
Page
SETI@home: Search for
Extraterrestrial Intelligence at Home
Sci-Fi and Fantasy Author Devoted
Webpages
Realm of Mercedes Lackey
F i r e S o n g ' s V a l e
Science
Fiction
Realm of Anne McCaffrey : A sad note- the TV series based off
of her Pern books has recently been canceled while in production.
Dancing Dragon Online
Rukbat
Dragon Lair
Sariel's Non-Framed Guide
to Pern
CHEMISTRY
I had to have a page about Chemistry.
Since this is one of my favorite subjects and this is my web page (how could
you forget!) I decided to put some links on here. Just as a warning, if you
don't know a lot about Chemistry you might be lost in the
pages.
Chemistry Hell
This is my web page devoted to the subject
of chemistry.
Union
of Concerned Scientists
Dinwiddie County High School Chemistry Page They linked to my page so I'm returning the favor.
Chemical
Name Reaction List this comes
in handy for most chemistry assignments (trust me, I
know!)
RED DWARF And Other
Sci-fi Links
ScifiGate
Red Dwarf & Star Trek
Gallery
Starbase 907 Central
Control
NeverWhere
A british series that is rather interesting.
It is both a TV series and a
book.
Can You Guess The Computer?
I got a good laugh from this. What's
sad is that I could identify them all in the first
try!
You Can't Do That
On Star Trek! Amusing
pictures. Site Down Again
Computer
Stuff
Welcome to CNET!
Welcome to WinFiles.com! The best 32-bit
Shareware
MetaSearch at Highway 61
MUSIC
The Tragically Hip
Canada based
group
New
Beginning Tracy Chapman
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones They won a few Grammys this year.
Michael
Tomlinson local musician in
the Northwest.
Accoustic
guitar.
BASEBALL
Right Field Baseball
Links Baseball page I
created
PERSONAL
WEB PAGES
Page of Horrors
Aptly named if I must say so. All the
non-interesting stuff about me.
Hong's
AV and Gestures Land My friend
Tinkerbell's homepage
Goddess's Exploits My friend Deity's Webpage. For entertainment value, read up on me as the Goddess of Unsurpassed Beauty, Wisdom, and Humor (offline as of 4/5/01)
Deity Museum I created this website in response to Goddess's Exploits
My Wacko
Friend's Website A friend's webpage.
I must warn you... this is VERY boring.. a good sleep
inducer.
GAMES
BoxerJam Gameshows
(AOL
only)
The Personality
Type Test
Computer Games Cheat Sheets
Welcome to Slingo!
combination of bingo and slots. (AOL
only)
Brainbuster
(AOL
only)
the Mind Breakers -
Only the best Puzzles and Riddles - the Files
The Grey Labyrinth
These are tough puzzles to solve.
THINGS TO SEND
PEOPLE
Blue Mountain Arts' Electronic
Greeting Cards
Have a Happy Day
A must
see!
good
luck
Greeting Cards New One!
Drops Very fitting for the Northwest.
OTHER
GUNK:
Egyptian
Mythology
Girls Who Wear
Glasses Very good site. Being
a science geek isn't all that bad.
Trust me, I know.
The Stargate Page
All about Stargate SG-1
You Know You've
Been Watching Too Much Stargate When...
The signs of addiction. Be
warned.
Moose Days Home Page
Northern
Exposure
Last Night's Top Ten
List From the Late Night with David
Letterman
(AOL
only)
Mad Mad World
Strange news articles (AOL
only)
Welcome to PythOnline
Monty Python.
NIE!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Bert is Evil!
Is
he??
!!!!!!!!!!!!!FROGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All about frogs. And of course, Frog
Jokes
Animaniacs
A most hilarious cartoon
show.
Notes and Updates:
Updates on October 6th, 2001:
Haven't been able to put up any new outstanding links to science jokes.. been kept busy dealing with life once again. Anyone who comes upon a science joke website that is not currently linked on this page is more than welcome to email it to me. Updated personal page and in the process of updating the astronomy webpage.
Updates on August 25, 2001:
If you hadn't noticed about the updates, nothing happened. If you did, you would have noticed that I hadn't done one in quite awhile. Besides moving myself and my stuff thousands of miles away and enrolling in graduate school, I had numerous other things happen that required my attention. Soon I am planning an update. I have links to sites, just not the time. ARGH! I'll work on it. Come back soon!
I've had to put up a new counter since the last one died (approx. 23,000 visitors). Thanks for visiting the website!
Weird Quotes of the
Month:
" I'd rather be considered zany by normal people than boring by the weird."
"Now don't feel bad. It's not you, it's me. I don't like you."
"It's gonna be harder to doubt you in the future."
- "I apologize for my strengths."
HAVE FUN!
Last Updated
10/06/2001
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