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Pauls_funnies : The Coolest Jokes...Join Now
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Click here: Pauls_funnies : The Coolest Jokes Subscribe to Pauls_funnies (join mailing list) or Send an email to butter9b...@yahoo.com and type in *join* in subject box. Pauls_funn...@yahoogroups.com Dirty Jokes!! Adult Jokes!! Tasteless and Raunchy Jokes and Nasty Cartoons. Subscribe to my mailing list and you will LYAOFF every day.... more »
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GM Ford Chrysler
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Let their managment rot behind bars, The Unions all shipped off to Mars; Even my dog (Who's dumb as a log) Will piss on their very best cars Finest car I ever had was a '77 Diesel VolksWagen Rabbit: $5000 brand new, 49.9 mpg over the first 100,000 miles. I've owned at least 40 cars and not one of them has... more »
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milf pailin
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said sarah to her hubby todd bejeezus, today i'm so hot boy i need a good lay and i don't care which way as long as i can get your shot Dirruk
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History Repeats
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Once-mighty Rome had its day; Like them we are fading away We no longer lack A leader who's black, And soon we'll have one who is gay N.B. I am not here denigrating either blacks or gays. It is simply a fact that as Rome collapsed they had both black and gay emperors. The actual causes of the... more »
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Bond Girl a Traitor
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From Russia with Love, James Bond read, As he swept his first lady to bed, The spy stopped at nothing But the new one is Russian So "A traitor!" the Commies have said. The famous spy James Bond saved the world And his action passed in a fast swirl. They love him, the Tommies, But now the Commies... more »
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Presidential Pardons
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New Presidents drive me to tears Their brains all go south to their rears Can those in the know Say why this is so, While lately they've got such big ears? Caricatures of Bush and Obama seem remarkably similar.
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Merry, not Marry
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"Merry" it meant in my day And I still like to use it that way: Since they can't celebrate Defeat of Prop 8 California gueers aren't so gay
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Who Said the Darkies are Gay?
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Stephen Foster said it. But nobody sings those grand old songs any more, so most of you probably don't know what I'm talking about. NEWS ITEM: Exit polls in California found that 70 percent of black voters backed the ban [on gay marriage]. Slightly more than half of Latino voters, who made up almost 20 percent of... more »
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I'm feeling a little pale...
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Tweedledonkee beat Tweedledumbo After spouting much mumbo jumbo. Old guard's under attack, We're all turning black. MacDonalds now serve fillet gumbo.
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Election, with a nod to the horrors of Hallow'en
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How the media's able to diddle All reason is now just a riddle. The liberal ghosts Have infected both coasts; Us smart folks are right down the middle. The only surprise in this election is that Hillary was unable to steal it. What went right??? Our economic turmoil was inevitable and in fact long overdue, but the... more »
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