Battle For Britain
was a comic
strip cartoon published in the fortnightly satirical magazine Private Eye
in the United Kingdom
during the 1980s. The strip was attributed to Monty Stubble
, which was a nom de plume
of editor Ian Hislop
and his artistic collaborator Nick Newman
The name "Monty Stubble" is a play on the film-title I Was Monty's Double
; the film being based upon the career of M. E. Clifton James
, an actor who was employed during World War II
to impersonate General Mongomery
for the purposes of espionage and to confuse the enemy.
Battle For Britain appeared in Private Eye between 1983 and 1987, when the collected strips were published in book form by André Deutsch. The series ended after the 1987 General Election; this was explained by Private Eye as happening because Stubble "was tragically lost in action in the last week of the war, believed to have been hit by a stray pencil sharpener".
Battle for Britain
The strip is considered to rank alongside the best to appear in the magazine. It was a satirical presentation of the struggles of the Labour Party opposition led by Neil Kinnock against the Conservative government led by Mrs Thatcher, in the format of the war-story comic books published principally by Fleetway, and also in boys’ adventure comics in the years following World War II. In the Fleetway books, the Germans were typically portrayed very unsympathetically; they used comic-book German phrases such as “Dummkopf”, “Der Teufel”, “Donner und Blitzen”, “Gott in Himmel”, “Schweinhund”, etc. seemingly spoken in the accents used by Nazi villains in British war films. This was reflected in Battle for Britain.
There were three distinct groups of protagonists.
- The Conservative government is shown as a Fascist regime ruling the "Fatherland". Mrs Thatcher is depicted as the Führer, "Herr Thatchler", a paranoid megalomaniac, served by her grovelling henchmen who include von Gunner (John Gummer), von Tebbit (Norman Tebbit), Helmut Lawson (Nigel Lawson), Rudolph Hesseltine (a fusion of Michael Heseltine and Rudolf Hess) and Lord Howe-Howe (a play on Geoffrey Howe and Lord Haw-Haw, the wartime collaborator who was hanged for treason).
- The Labour Party opposition is portrayed as a platoon of British soldiers referred to as “the Marauders”, battling against superior forces led by "Thatchler", and always coming off second-best. They are led by the inexperienced Corporal "Taffy" Kinnock (Neil Kinnock — "taffy" is common slang for Welshman) and the turban-wearing "Darky" Chatterjee (a reference to Roy Hattersley, who was MP for Sparkbrook, a multi-racial constituency in Birmingham). The platoon was usually depicted as backbiting, inept, bolshie and uncooperative, which was the main reason for their constant defeats. Much of Taffy's woe originates among his own followers, especially from left-wingers such as "Barmy" Benn (Tony Benn) and "Fatty" Heffer (Eric Heffer, whose "cruel cockney humour" often has the last word, lowering morale on his own side).
- The SDP-Liberal Alliance (made up of the Social Democratic Party led by David Owen and the Liberal Party led by David Steel) is referred to as "the Allies", led by Doc "Killer" Owen of the paramedics and "Wee" Jock Steel, the Tartan Terror. As in many satirical presentations (such as Spitting Image), Steel is shown as a weakling overshadowed by the more dominant Owen. After failing to impress in the 1987 General Election, the two parties merged to form the Liberal Democrats in 1988; the “jokey” image of the Alliance put across by satirists was a major factor in what was seen as a search for more “gravitas”.
The humour in the strip relied heavily on puns
and put-downs, with characters often making cynical and unpleasant remarks to and at others on their own side. "Taffy" Kinnock in particular is always mocked by "Fatty" Heffer's cruel cockney humour. Meanwhile von Gummer, and later Jeffroech Archer (Jeffrey Archer
) are referred to by Thatchler's other henchmen as "Gumkopf" and "Archcreep schwein". Hislop and Newman skilfully portrayed many of the events happening in contemporary political life in terms of the fictional battle stories as depicted in the comic-books
This particular example of the strip was published in Private Eye in July 1986 at about the time when Parliament was about to go into recess.
- Labour had just won the Newcastle-under-Lyme by-election. Kinnock (holding the flag) was in the middle of a struggle to assert his authority as party leader in the face of an attempted takeover by the Militant Tendency, and had recently managed to expel leading Militant Derek Hatton from the party. Hatton (carrying the bag) is shown with left-wingers (but not Militant members) Tony Benn (in the dress) and Eric Heffer.
- The Alliance had failed to gain the seat by about 800 votes. They had complained that the media were not giving them as much coverage as they felt their campaign deserved, which they alleged cost them a famous win.
- Thatcher was being heavily criticised by other Commonwealth leaders for her mildly lukewarm support for sanctions against the apartheid regime in South Africa led by President P.W. Botha.
- As a result, half the eligible participant countries boycotted the 1986 Commonwealth Games being held in Edinburgh.
- The Conservative Party was worried about its standing in the opinion polls, especially as speculation was starting to grow that a general election was likely to be held the following year.
When the series ended in 1987, it was replaced by Dan Dire, Pilot of the Future?, which took a similar comic book view of politics. This time the model was Frank Hampson’s artwork for Dan Dare, in the popular 1950 - 1969 comic for boys Eagle. In keeping with the science fiction theme, Kinnock became “Dan Dire” – (the questioning title was over whether or not he would ever be Prime Minister), Mrs Thatcher became “The Maggon” in reference to Dan Dare’s arch-enemy The Mekon and Owen became “Doctor Whowen”, a reference to BBC sci-fi hero Doctor Who.