Miss Lucy (also Miss Suzy, Miss Susie, Miss Molly or Miss Mary) is the name of a schoolyard rhyme in which almost each verse leads up to a rude word or profanity, which then appears at the start of the next verse as part of an innocuous word or phrase. Sometimes various hand signs accompany the song, such as making a phone with one's hand at the "hello operator".
Miss Susie had a tugboat; the tugboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Susie went to heaven and the tugboat went to hell…o operator
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the behind…the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and it broke her little ass…k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their flies…are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are sitting in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the underwear my mama puts on ME ME ME!
My mother gave me a nickel; my father gave me a dime. My sister gave me a boyfriend whose name is Frankenstein
He made me do the dishes; he made my scrub the floor. He made me clean his underwear so I kicked him out the DOOR DOOR DOOR.
I kicked him over London, I kicked him over France. I kicked him over Hawaii where he did the hula DANCE DANCE DANCE
My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong. My sister is the stupid one who made me sing this SONG SONG SONG!
Note: This is only a version of it. It was said that there were countless variations of this rhyme.