Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle is the title of a series of books by Betty MacDonald.The first book in this series is called Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, and sequels include Hello Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic and Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Farm.
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle has a chest full of magical cures left to her by her deceased husband, Mr. Piggle-Wiggle, who was a pirate. Whenever a parent has a problem with their child/children's bad habits, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle gives them a special cure. Cures range from the fairly mundane, (the Won't-Pick-Up-Toys Cure involves not requiring a small boy to pick up his toys for several weeks until he's unable to escape from his room) to the fantastic (the Interrupting Cure is a special powder that is blown on the interrupter, with the effect that it causes the person to become temporarily mute every time he/she tries to interrupt someone). Another cure is when a girl named Patsy didn't take baths, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle told the girl's mother to put radish seeds on Patsy's dirt-encrusted skin, and soon she grew radishes. She is so tired of it and begs for a baths. Another cure is the Won't Brush My Teeth Cure. When a small girl refuses to brush her teeth until they mildew so Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle sends over her dog Wag who is specially trained to brush his teeth until they glow.
Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle later sells her house in town and moves to a farm, where she continues to help children over come their bad habits.
The Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle stories were based on bedtime stories Betty made up for her daughters, nephews, and nieces (and later grandchildren and grand-nephews/-nieces). Some of the children have the same names as members of the original audience (for example, there is a pair of brothers called Darcie and Bard). This explains some of the inconsistancies, such as Mrs. P.-W. being either a good witch/fairy or just someone who understands child psychology better than most professors of the subject.
| Chapter Title | Main Character(s) | Problem/Misbehavior | Cure Employed | Other Children Introduced |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle | ||||
| Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, Herself | Mary Lou Robertson, Kitty Wheeling | hates washing dishes (Mary Lou), hates making beds (Kitty) | makes both tasks a fun game and a race | Bobby Wheeling, Dicky Williams, Max |
| The Won't-Pick-Up-Toys Cure | Hubert Prentiss | won't pick up his toys | left alone with his toys until he is unable to leave his room | Charlie, Billy Peters, Tommy Peters, Ermintrude Bags, Gregory Moohead, Susan Grapple |
| The Answer-Backer Cure | Molly O'Toole (mostly called Mary in this book, renamed to Molly subsequently | impudence | Penelope the parrot is equally rude, giving her a taste of her own medicine | Calliope Ragbag, Chuckie Keystop, Garry Garrison |
| The Selfishness Cure | Dick Thompson | won't share anything | the "Selfishness Kit" labels everything as Dick's property, causing him embarrassment and ridicule | Bobby Slater, Kenny Hatch |
| The Radish Cure | Patsy | won't take baths | left alone so she is caked with dirt, then radishes are planted on her | Prunella Brown, Paraphernalia Grotto, Cormorant Broomrack |
| The Never-Want-To-Go-To-Bedders Cure | Bobby Gray, Larry Gray, Susan Gray | don't want to go to bed | allowed to stay up late until they are so tired that they can't function during the day | Catherine Grassfeather, Wilfred Grassfeather, Worthington Gardenfield, Guinevere Gardenfield |
| The Slow-Eater-Tiny-Bite-Taker Cure | Allen | picky eater | Slow-Eater-Tiny-Bite-Taker Dishes serve him increasingly small portions until he lacks energy to function | Wetherill Crankminor, Pergola Wingsproggle |
| The Fighter-Quarrelers Cure | Anne Russell, Joan Russell | bickering | parents mimic the fighting of the children, who get to see how unpleasant it is | Jasper Quitrick, Myrtle Quitrick |
| Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic | ||||
| Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic | -- | -- | -- | Marilyn Matson, Johnny Wilfred, Julie Ward, Johnny Green |
| The Thought-You-Saiders Cure | Darsie Burbank, Alison Burbank, Bard Burbank | deliberately misinterpreting others as a joke | powder makes hearing super-sensitive when sprinkled in the ear | Terry Teagle, Theresa Teagle |
| The Tattletale Cure | Wendy Hamilton, Timmy Hamilton | tattling | pills convert tattletales into puffs of smoke with tails | Marty Phillips |
| The Bad-Table-Manners Cure | Christopher Brown | bad table manners | Lester the pig demonstrates beautiful table manners | Percy Penzil, Pamela Penzil, Potter Penzil |
| The Interrupters | Benji Franklin, Sally Franklin, Stevie Franklin | interrupting | Interrupter Powder takes away the voice of someone who interrupts | -- |
| The Heedless Breaker | Sharon Rogers | carelessness and clumsiness | powder slows down bodily movement | -- |
| The Never-Want-To-Go-To-Schooler | Jody Jones | truancy | Ignorance Tonic induces stupidity, causing him to desire knowledge | Jan Jones, Julie Jones, Linda Jones, Armand Armadillo |
| The Waddle-I-Doers | Lee Wharton, Mimi Wharton | boredom | a treasure hunt | --; this story includes most of the children from the first two books |
| Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Farm | ||||
| The Not Truthful Cure | Fetlock Harroway | lying | Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's animals ensure that there is no need to lie in order to impress | Wembley Rustad, Winifred Feathering, Williver Mallett |
| The Pet Forgetter Cure | Rebecca Rolfe | forgets to take care of pets | Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle "forgets" to feed her and locks her out, so she knows how it feels | Cedric Bent-Smith, Eunice Hendricks |
| The Destructiveness Cure | Jeffie Phillips | takes things apart and can't reassemble them | everything he takes apart brings him more work, prompting him to learn how to fix things | Billy Robinson, Donnie Harpoon, Wickie Rockstall, Electra Rockstall |
| The Fraidy-Cat Cure | Phoebe Jackstraw | irrational fear | an emergency helps her overcome her fear and find inner strength | Jeremy Jackstraw, Chuckie Jackstraw, Georgie Jackstraw, Imogene Haversack, Shirley Melancholy, Kathy Melancholy |
| The Can't Find It Cure | Morton Heatherwick | easily distracted | shamed into focusing when his help is needed | Enterprise Beecham |
| Hello, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle | ||||
| The Show-Off Cure | Phillip Carmody | showing off | Show-off Powder makes him invisible when showing off | Connie Carmody, Bobby Westover, Billy Markle |
| The Crybaby Cure | Melody Foxglove | excessive crying | Crybaby Tonic makes her unable to stop her tears when crying | Cornell Foxglove, Harvard Foxglove, Emmy Foxglove, Trent Popsickle, Tansy Popsickle, Betsy Wilt |
| The Bully | Nicholas Semicolon | cruelty to younger children and animals | Leadership Pills bring out leadership qualities (Bullybaths, which weaken the bather so they can be pushed around, are rejected in favor of these) | Roscoe Eager, Billy MacIntosh, Sylvia Crouch, Jimmy Gopher, Priscilla Wick, the Adams twins |
| The Whisperer | Evelyn Rover, Mary Crackle, Cornelia Whitehouse | gossipy whispering | Whisper Sticks take away the voice | Karen Elroyd, Bobby Crackle, Billy Crackle, Corinthian Bop |
| The Slowpoke | Harbin Quadrangle | daydreaming | spray makes him extremely alert and focused | Sylvia Quadrangle, Janey Quadrangle, Annabell, Mona, Kathy, Georgie Wilcox |