"I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)", or for short "I'm Like a Lawyer... (Me & You)", is the fourth track on and fifth and final single from rock band Fall Out Boy's fourth album, Infinity on High. Written by Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz primarily, the song was one of the two tracks produced by Babyface, the other being single "Thnks fr th Mmrs".
This song was played on VH1's V-Spot acoustic sessions along with "Thnks fr th Mmrs", "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race", and "Sugar, We're Goin Down", all of which were successful singles.
A clip of the video showed the band performing in a field in Uganda between shots of people doing their daily routines in Africa and a group of people watching the video for "Dance, Dance".
The plot focuses on the lives of two children from Uganda, who fall in love and work hard to be able to go to school. But one day, their village is raided, and the young boy is taken. However, in a portion with no music, the boy escapes. As the boy returns home, the music starts playing again and the two reunite. The video ends with a message saying that there are still thousands of children soldiers who have not returned to their family, along with the URL to Invisible Children Inc.'s official website In this video, apart from the scenes with the children, there are only a few shots of the band, far less than in prior videos.
The music video was directed by Alan Ferguson.
| Chart (2007) | Peak position |
|---|---|
| Australian ARIA Singles Chart | 28 |
| New Zealand RIANZ Singles Chart | 33 |
| UK Singles Chart | 89 |
| U.S. Billboard Hot 100 | 68 |
| U.S. Billboard Hot Digital Songs | 46 |
| U.S. Billboard Hot Digital Tracks | 42 |
| U.S. Billboard Hot Videoclip Tracks | 14 |
| U.S. Billboard Pop 100 | 31 |
| U.S. Billboard Pop 100 Airplay | 28 |
| U.S. Billboard Top 40 Mainstream | 26 |