Right Up Your Alley, Madam! is an album by New Zealand comedic group, Manic Opera released in 2000.

Track listing

1. "Wheel Drive"
2. "Grandfather's Cock"
3. "Fisherman's Wife"
4. "Internet Romance"
5. "Terminology"
6. "Knock It On The Head"
7. "Hautoto"
8. "When Your Parents Came To Town"
9. "Lies and Fabrications"
10. "Black is the Colour"
11. "Diet of Love"
12. "What Shall We Do With Demented Grandma?"
13. "In the Phone Book Under "M""