Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills
is a novelty song
written and performed by Ray Stevens
. It was released as a single in 1961 and became Stevens' first chart entry. Its lyrics tell of a fictional "wonder drug" that can cure a myriad of ailments.
The song is also notable for having the second-longest song title of any Top 40 single on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.