The Vandals Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes is an album by the southern California punk rock band The Vandals, released in 1999 by Kung Fu Records. Essentially a re-release of their 1989 album Slippery When Ill, it contains 8 of the 10 songs from that album along with 2 newer, previously unavailable songs. Part of the impetus for its release was that the original Slippery When Ill, long asked for by the band's fans, had become very rare and difficult to obtain due to the small size of the record labels it was originally released on. With their Kung Fu label (founded in 1996 by Vandals members Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald) now firmly established, the band was able to re-release this music from ten years earlier in their career.
The original Slippery When Ill album represented a turning point in the history of the Vandals. It was their first album to feature Dave Quackenbush on vocals, who would remain the band's singer throughout the rest of their career. It was also something of a departure from the punk rock formula of their previous releases, fusing a country and western style with their humorous brand of punk. The result was a sound the band called "cow punk" which somewhat mocked the resurgence in popularity of country music in their native Huntington Beach. Two exceptions were the songs "Shi'ite Punk" and "(Illa Zilla) Lady Killa," which relied heavily on scratch boxes. These songs were left off Country Tunes and replaced with the more country-sounding "Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy" and "Complain." "Shi'ite Punk" was re-issued the following year on the special anniversary re-release of their album Fear of a Punk Planet.
Mininmal credits are given for the last two songs on the album. Stan Freese is credited after the title "Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy" although it is unclear exactly what his credits are in the creation of the song. He is the father of Josh Freese, drummer for the Vandals since 1990, and is also an accomplished tuba player who contributed to the band's 1998 album Hitler Bad, Vandals Good. He sings and plays tuba on the song, although it is unclear who provided the rest of the musicianship and backing vocals. Likewise no credit is given for "Complain," except that it is "from the film Bob Roberts". Bob Roberts is the title of a 1992 movie starring, written and directed by Tim Robbins, in which he plays a right-wing folk singer running for political office. "Complain" is one of the songs performed by Robbins in the film, and it is covered on this album by the Vandals. Based on the dates of the film and of the band's involvement with the Freese family, it is most likely that the band's lineup of Dave Quackenbush, Warren Fitzgerald, Joe Escalante and Josh Freese (a lineup which has remained intact since 1990) should receive credit for the performances on these last two songs. However, no specific recording or production information is given.
A fairly straightforward humorous song about clowns.
Tells the story of a trucker who has been on the road so long that he doesn't remember what he's delivering, to where, or even what his love interest's name is.
The song compares the narrator's girlfriend to a natural landscape, in this case one a bit harsher than most.
This is a cover of a patriotic song by the Charlie Daniels Band.
In this song, a man uses an alcohol container shaped like Elvis that his girlfriend gave him as a metaphor for the end of their relationship. The emptier the bottle gets, the further apart he and his girlfriend grow.
In this song, of one of the band members has a phone sex relationship with a girl back home while the band is on the road.
Tells the story of a tough Florida sheriff who is particularly hard on poachers.
The song tells of a metrosexual-type friend who steals the narrator's girlfriend, and offers the advice that one can get rid of such a girlfriend by taking her to a Vandals show, where much cooler girls can be found.
A performance by Stan Freese in which he, a classical tuba player, stops in a bar and is confronted by several tough country music fans. He is able to impress them, however, by belting out country and western songs on his tuba.
A cover of a song from the 1992 Tim Robbins film Bob Roberts, in which a corrupt right-wing folk singer runs a crooked campaign for senate. The song details typical complaints of the "have nots" in America, making them seem like whiny, uneducated freeloaders living on welfare and demanding handouts from the government.