The television show Seinfeld was known for featuring many characters, each with their own special quirks.
| Character | # of episodes | Actor | Character description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Newman | 48 | Wayne Knight | Fellow tenant of Jerry and Kramer. Obese U.S. postal worker and Jerry's nemesis. Associate in many of Kramer's schemes. Likes Drake's Coffee Cake and Chunky Candy Bars. Is greeted with disdain by Jerry every time they meet by saying "Hello, Newman." In "The Revenge," we hear only Newman's voice, which was originally voiced by Larry David and rerecorded for syndication. |
| Frank Costanza | 29 | Jerry Stiller (John Randolph) | George's father. Eccentric and very quick to anger. Former cook in the Army. Speaks Korean. Inventor of the holiday Festivus. |
| Estelle Costanza | 28 | Estelle Harris | George's obnoxious and melodramatic mother. Constantly questions Frank and George's actions. George claims that she has never laughed. |
| Susan Ross | 28 | Heidi Swedberg | George's fiancée. Daughter of rich parents. Briefly experimented with lesbianism, and worked for NBC before getting fired. Died from licking cheap poisonous wedding invitation envelopes that George bought. |
| Morty Seinfeld | 22 | Barney Martin (Phil Bruns) | Jerry's father. Has strong convictions. Fittingly, he spent some time as politician in his Florida retirement community. Used to sell raincoats in the garment industry. |
| Helen Seinfeld | 22 | Liz Sheridan | Jerry's mother. Often needed to provide reason to Jerry and Morty's eccentric lifestyle. The only Secondary Character to appear in all nine seasons. |
| J. Peterman | 21 | John O'Hurley | Elaine's third boss. Eccentric owner of the fashion oriented J. Peterman catalog. |
| George Steinbrenner | 16 | Larry David (voice), Lee Bear | George's boss. Depicted as rambling, hard-nosed owner of the New York Yankees. His face is never seen. |
| Uncle Leo | 15 | Len Lesser | Jerry's uncle. Brother of Helen Seinfeld. A bit of an old coot. Has a son, Jeffrey, who works in the NYC Parks Department. Is very keen on Jerry stopping to say "hello". |
| David Puddy | 11 | Patrick Warburton | Elaine's on-again-off-again boyfriend. Unflappable and calm, yet can be a surprisingly passionate individual at times (usually as a result of something Elaine has said). A bit of an airhead. Used to be an auto mechanic but later became a car salesman. A recovering mysophobe, Born again Christian, and a face painting New Jersey Devils fan. |
| Mr. Wilhelm | 11 | Richard Herd | George's supervisor at New York Yankees. Leaves to become head scout for the New York Mets. Joins a carpet-cleaning-based cult. |
| Mr. Lippman | 11 | Harris Shore, Richard Fancy | Elaine's boss at Pendant Publishing. Later, he opens a bakery that sells only the tops of muffins, stealing the idea from Elaine. |
| Mr. Pitt | 8 | Ian Abercrombie | Elaine's second boss. Extremely wealthy business owner. He is a very picky individual and nearly impossible to please. Eats his Snickers bars with a knife and fork. |
| Mickey Abbott | 7 | Danny Woodburn | A quick-tempered "little people" (dwarf) actor. Typically appears with his friend Kramer. |
| Russell Dalrymple | 7 | Bob Balaban | The president of NBC who works with Jerry and George on a television pilot. Had teenage daughter played by Denise Richards, who was ogled by George and Jerry. Becomes obsessed with Elaine and quits NBC to join Greenpeace. He apparently dies out at sea. |
| "Crazy" Joe Davola | 6 | Peter Crombie | Attacked Kramer, blames Jerry for misfortunes, and dated, and stalked, Elaine. Depressed that Elaine rejected him, he dressed up like the clown from the opera Pagliacci. |
| Dugan | 6 | Joe Urla | Co-worker of Elaine at J. Peterman. |
| Kenny Bania | 6 | Steve Hytner | Stand-up comedian. Not particularly good at his job. Jerry especially dislikes him because he uses Jerry's act to warm up his audience. Ovaltine is a main topic of his acts. |
| Jackie Chiles | 6 | Phil Morris | Kramer's eccentric lawyer. A very successful lawyer, but has had bad luck when representing Kramer. Parody of Johnnie Cochran. |
| Larry the Cook | 6 | Lawrence Mandely | Manager, Monk's Cafe. |
| Character | Actor | Character description | Episode |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sid Fields | Bill Erwin | The cantankerous old man Jerry is assigned to. Kramer and Newman take his old records, and Sid kicks Kramer in the butt when they are leaving. Bill Erwin was nominated for an Emmy for his guest appearance. | "The Old Man" |
| Alton Benes | Lawrence Tierney | Elaine's hard-nosed father. | "The Jacket" |
| Artie Levine | Ron Steelman | Jerry's cousin who prefers his last name be pronounced Le-vine not Le-veen | "The Stakeout" |
| Ben Cantwell | Robert Donley | The old man George is assigned to visit. | "The Old Man" |
| Ron | Tobin Bell | A record store owner | "The Old Man" |
| Betsy | Megan Mullally | One of George's dates. He attempts to advance their relationship by accompanying her to her aunt's funeral in Detroit. | "The Implant" |
| Brody | Neil Giuntoli | Kramer's movie pirater friend, who packs a gun and eats too much candy. | "The Little Kicks" |
| Meryl | Courteney Cox | Jerry's girlfriend who pretends to be his wife to mooch off Jerry's discount at the dry cleaners. | "The Wife" |
| Magnus aka Vegetable Lasagna | Frank Van Keeken | Norwegian guy who sits in the plane seat next to Elaine and Puddy and has to put up with incessant fighting. Named after his meal selection on the plane, even though he insists on being called by his real name. | "The Butter Shave" |
| Miss Rhode Island (Karen Ann Hanson) | Marguerite MacIntyre | Jerry dates her and accidentally kills her doves, forcing her to sing for the talent contest under Kramer's tutelage, which she does horribly. | "The Chaperone" |
| Henry Atkins, Postmaster General | Wilford Brimley | He makes it clear to Kramer that he cannot refuse postal mail. He sits on the desk and interrogates Kramer in a parody of his role as Assistant Attorney General Jim Wells in Absence of Malice, in which he did the same to Paul Newman. | "The Junk Mail" |
| John Grossbard | Allan Wasserman | Kramer runs into this old debtor—a former roommate to whom he lent money—at an airport and tries to collect the money owed. When Kramer realizes that Jerry's flight has been redirected providing the opportunity to again confront his former roommate, he says, "listen to the bell Grossbard. It tolls for thee." | "The Airport" |
| John Germaine | Jeff Yagher | A jazz musician Elaine dates who eventually loses his musical prowess after having done "everything" with Elaine. | "The Rye" |
| Milos | Mark Harelik | An incompetent tennis pro who sells Jerry a $200 tennis racket, offers his wife to Jerry, and asks Jerry to take a dive in a tennis game to make himself look like the better player. | "The Comeback" |
| Donna Chang | Angela Dohrmann | white woman who people think is Chinese, originally named Changstein. | "The Chinese Woman" |
| Jean-Paul Jean-Paul | Jeremiah Birkett | A New York City Marathon runner from Trinidad and Tobago whose life is made miserable by Jerry. | "The Hot Tub" |
| Frank Costanza's lawyer | Larry David | He doesn't follow trends and wears a cape. He stops Noreen from committing suicide. | "The Chinese Woman" |
| Pam | Kim Myers | Jerry's girlfriend whom Kramer falls in love with. | "The Soul Mate" |
| The Doorman | Larry Miller | An arrogant doorman at Mr. Pitt's apartment building tricks Jerry into watching the door for him. He berated Jerry for looking down at him because he was a doorman, even though Jerry wasn't. | "The Doorman" |
| Stan, the Caddy | Armin Shimerman | Kramer's Senior Tour golf trainer who missed the cut in the trial of Sue Ellen Mischke. | "The Caddy" |
| Fragile Frankie Merman | Dana Gould | Jerry's friend from summer camp, a.k.a. the "summer George". He is known for running into the woods whenever he's upset. | "The Junk Mail" |
| Ned Isakoff | Todd Kimsey | Elaine's well-read communist boyfriend, whom she got blacklisted from the Chinese restaurant Hop Sing's by "naming names". He is also indirectly responsible for causing George to date a woman who posted an ad in the Daily Worker (a communist newspaper), and for nearly turning Kramer into a communist and encouraging him to quit his department store Santa job with Mickey Abbott. | "The Race" |
| Sharon | Paula Marshall | The New York University reporter who writes a story about Jerry and George being gay. "Not that there is anything wrong with that..." | "The Outing" |
| Kevin, Gene, Feldman and Vargas | The Bizarro Jerry, George, Kramer and Newman | "The Bizarro Jerry" | |
| Geoffrey Haarwood | Eric Christmas | The assistant wardrobe man on Spartacus. He assists in the revitalization of the Alex Theatre and has an unusual fascination with buttons. | "The Gum" |
| Sheila | Alexandra Wentworth | Jerry's girlfriend who calls him "Shmoopie" as a term of endearment (as he does with her) and is overly affectionate in public. | "The Soup Nazi" |
| The Pig Man | Uncredited cameo | While in the hospital, Kramer snoops around and comes across what he thinks is the result of a government experiment: a half pig, half man. In reality, just a "fat little mental patient". | "The Bris" |
| Members of the Houston Astros front office | Leon Russom ("Clayton"), Ernie Lively ("Zeke"), Charles Cyphers ("Gardner") | George has a meeting with the Astros about the possibility of interleague play. They always call everyone a "bastard" or "son of a bitch". George and Jean-Paul start using the terms and get in trouble. | "The Hot Tub" |
| Members of the New York Mets front office | Michael Laskin ("Minkler"), Bruce Jarchow ("Mooney") | The Mets make an offer to George for a vacant front office position at Shea Stadium. But in order for the Mets to hire George, they allude to the catch: He has to get fired from the Yankees first. In the end, however, despite George's valiant attempts to make Steinbrenner fire him, Wilhelm walks in and takes the blame. Wilhelm is trying to get fired to get the Mets job as well, which he does. | "The Millennium" |
| Dr Cooperman aka The Assman | Lou Cutell | A proctologist who has his 'Assman' vanity license plates issued to Kramer by mistake. It is discovered, when Jerry and Kramer visit the doctor's office, that the real Assman has a practice there. When asked by Kramer if the doctor is indeed the Assman, the doctor gives a 'knowing' wink. | "The Fusilli Jerry" |
| Denim Vest | Kevin McDonald | A character named after his questionable taste in fashion. Elaine's network of fake phone numbers (one of them H&H Bagels) comes undone because of him. | "The Strike" |
| Shaky the Mohel | Charles Levin | After circumcising Jerry's finger during a bris, he blames Jerry, claiming he flinched. Jerry later derisively refers to him as "Shakey the Mohel" and claims that the mohel got his license from a matchbook. | "The Bris" |
| Manya | Rozsika Halmos | A relative of Jerry's who dies shortly after Jerry makes a disparaging comment about people who owned ponies as a child. She had stated that she owned a pony in Poland before immigrating to America. | "The Pony Remark" |
| Uncle Mac | Joe George | Jerry's uncle who was writing an autobiography. | "The Stakeout" |
| The Mechanic | Uncredited | George accuses a mechanic at David Puddy's Saab dealership of stealing his Twix. He says he probably has a short, mono-syllabic name like Kip or Ned. | "The Dealership" |
| Tor Eckman | Stephen Tobolowsky | A holistic healer who turns George's complexion purple instead of healing his tonsilitis. | "The Heart Attack" |
| Jimmy | Anthony Starke | Constantly refers to himself in the third person (an illeist). Holds a grudge against Kramer for spilling water on the floor, causing him to slip and hurt himself. "Jimmy is down!" | "The Jimmy" |
| Jason "Stanky" Hanke | James Spader | A recovering substance abuser who refuses to apologize to George as part of his Alcoholics Anonymous ninth step. Hanky had refused to loan George a sweater because he said George would have stretched out the neckhole. | "The Apology" |
| Melissa | Kathleen McClellan | Jerry's girlfriend who likes always to be naked while in his apartment, until he does the same and proposes to do some nude belt-sanding ("This isn't good naked"). | "The Apology" |
| Joel Rifkin | Anthony Cistaro | Elaine's boyfriend who has the same name as infamous serial killer (in real life) Joel Rifkin. Elaine tries to get him to change his name. | "The Masseuse" |
| Raymond | Jeff Lester | A male masseuse (masseur) who causes George to become extremely uncomfortable and to question his own sexuality. (George: "I think it moved.") | "The Note" |
| Roy the Dentist | Uncredited | A friend of Jerry's who agrees to write notes stating that Jerry, George and Elaine need massages so they can be reimbursed for treatment. He is later charged with insurance fraud, but remains friendly to Jerry. | "The Note" |
| The Maître d' | James Hong | In a Chinese restaurant, the maître d' keeps Jerry, Elaine and George waiting for a table for the whole episode. After the three finally leave in disgust, he looks up, grins, and cries out, "Seinfeld...four!" | "The Chinese Restaurant" |
| Darryl | Samuel Bliss Cooper | Elaine's "interracial" boyfriend who ultimately turns out to be white; (Darryl to Elaine: "So, we're just a couple of boring white people?") | "The Wizard" |
| Evie | Bridget Sienna | The cleaning lady that George has sex with in his office. | "The Red Dot" |
| Sylvio | Jon Polito | The superintendent of Jerry, Kramer and Newman's building. He tries to evict Newman from the building for reversing his peephole, but Kramer persuades him not to. Later in that episode it is found out that Newman is having an affair with his wife. | "The Reverse Peephole" |
| Marcelino | Miguel Sandoval | A bodega owner who posts a check Jerry bounced, offering to take it down if the rooster Little Jerry Seinfeld wins a cockfight. | "The Little Jerry" |
| Phil | Louis Mustillo | Jerry and Kramer's neighbor who dislikes Jerry because Jerry wouldn't let him into the apartment building for fear of robberies. Phil blames Jerry for the death of his parrot. | "The Strongbox" |
| Claire the Waitress | Lee Garlington | In the pilot episode, Claire was cast as the female regular character; however, she was replaced by Elaine in all subsequent episodes. | "The Seinfeld Chronicles" |
| Carl Farbman | Dave Pierce | Furniture designer who Elaine wishes would design shoes. | "The Checks (Seinfeld episode)" |
| Jack The Wiz | Toby Huss | The spokesman for Nobody Beats the Wiz who wears a crown and chants "Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!" | "The Junk Mail" |
| Eddie Sherman | Ned Bellamy | A J. Peterman mailroom employee whom Elaine promotes rather than fires because she is intimidated by his threatening manner. | "The Fatigues" |
| Alex | Melinda Clarke | One of Jerry's girlfriends who loves hairless dogs | "The Muffin Tops" |
| Victoria | Dedee Pfeiffer | The woman in Monk's who orders the same lunch as George | "The Opposite" |
| Gavin | Joseph Maher | An apparently inebriated airplane seatmate of Jerry's who has a medical emergency and asks Jerry to watch his dog, Farfel, then doesn't show up to reclaim the maddening animal for days. | "The Dog" |
| Mary Anne | Rena Sofer | Works for the New York Visitors Center. Engages George Castanza in discussion assuming he is a tourist. | "The Muffin Tops" |
| Actor | Description |
|---|---|
| Norman Brenner | Appeared in minor speaking roles in more than 20 episodes, including "Ian" in "The Wig Master" and "Man at Airport" in "The Limo". He appears in the background in many other episodes. |
| Portrayal | Actor | Character description | Episode |
|---|---|---|---|
| José Carreras | John Lizzi | Referred to as "the other guy" (a member of The Three Tenors, along with Plácido Domingo and Luciano Pavarotti), as well as "Mr. Camaro" and "Mr. Casea" | "The Doll" |
| Fidel Castro | Michael Sorich | Offers one of his players to the Yankees through George, who calls him as "El Presidente" and "El Commandante" | "The Race" |
| Calvin Klein | Nicholas Hormann | Hires Kramer to be an underwear model. (Only referred to as "Calvin", never stating his last name or official company position) | ("The Pick", "The Pilot, Part 2" |
| Monica Seles | Uncredited | Run over by Kramer volunteering as a "ball man" | "The Lip Reader" |
| Saddam Hussein | Amjad J. Qaisen, voice by Larry David | Suspected to be the Iraqi dictator by George and Kramer. Spoke with a British accent. | "The Dinner Party" |
| John F. Kennedy, Jr. | Voice only, by Larry David | Elaine's would-be heartthrob who ends up having sex with the virgin. | "The Contest, "The Finale" |
| George Steinbrenner | Lee Bear, voice by Larry David | Calzone-loving owner of the New York Yankees who tends to be distracted and ramble while talking to his employee, George | 16 episodes |
| Character | Owner | Description | Episode |
|---|---|---|---|
| Barry | The Zoo | Barry, a chimpanzee, throws a banana peel at Kramer, but Kramer throws it back. As a result, Barry curtails his autoerotic behavior, so Kramer is asked to apologize to the monkey. | "The Face Painter" |
| Farfel | Gavin, an airplane passenger (played by Joseph Maher) | Jerry is stuck taking care of the incessantly barking dog (bark by Tom Williams) when Gavin has to be rushed to the hospital. | "The Dog" |
| Little Jerry Seinfeld | Kramer | A rooster that Kramer enters into a cockfight at Marcelino's bodega. | "The Little Jerry" |
| Ralph | Kessler (Kramer) | A dog owned by Kramer (who was called Kessler in the first episode), he was used to justify a standup routine about dogs that ultimately was cut. | "The Seinfeld Chronicles" |
| Rusty | Dennis, a hansom cab driver (played by Don Amendolia) | Horse that Kramer feeds Beef-A-Reeno to shortly before taking Susan's parents for a ride. The horse's flatulance causes ride to be cut short. | "The Rye" |
| Smuckers | Man in the park (played by Brian Blondell) | Kramer's distrust of doctors leads him to use this dog to get medication from a veterinarian for his own cough. | "The Andrea Doria" |
In addition, Seinfeld makes allusions in dialogue to real people.
| Actor | Description | Episode |
|---|---|---|
| Candice Bergen | Playing herself playing Murphy Brown meeting her new secretary, Steven Snell (played by Kramer). | "The Keys" |
| Corbin Bernsen | George made a trip with Jerry to appear on The Tonight Show and he ran into Bernsen there. George tells him his idea for the perfect L.A. Law episode, and Bernsen berates him on the air. | "The Trip, Part 1" and "Part 2" |
| Bryant Gumbel | Jerry wears the puffy shirt onto the Today show, and host Gumbel says, "I'm sorry, it is just a very unusual shirt. It could be kind of a whole new look for you.. you know, you could be kind of like the pirate comedian." | "The Puffy Shirt" |
| Pat Cooper | The comedian and entertainer who sponsored Jerry's membership at the Friar's Club and who readily exposed George as not "being in show business". | "The Friars Club" |
| Jim Fowler | The animal expert and frequent talk show guest brings a hawk to the Merv Griffin Show set in Kramer's apartment. | "The Merv Griffin show" |
| Rudy Giuliani | Campaigns for Mayor of New York City with a platform that includes cracking down on frozen yogurt shops that falsely claim their yogurt is non-fat. | "The Non-Fat Yogurt" |
| Keith Hernandez | Jerry and George met the New York Mets player in the locker room of their health club. He is a big fan of Jerry's comedy and he becomes awkwardly entangled with Elaine and Jerry. Kramer and Newman hate him, though, and they accuse him of spitting on them after a game (Newman recalls that it was June 14, 1987, Mets/Phillies, in which the Mets blew a ninth-inning lead and caused the Phillies to rally for the win). Jerry meticulously proves their theory is false, JFK style. They later find out that it was his teammate, relief pitcher Roger McDowell, who had spit on them instead as revenge for Newman & Kramer pouring beer on his head throughout the game. Kramer and Newman apologize to Hernandez, and they help him with his moving. | "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "Part 2", "The Finale" |
| Russ Leatherman | The voice of Moviephone | "The Pool Guy" |
| Jay Leno | Jerry appears on ''The Tonight Show | "The Shower Head" |
| David Letterman | Talking on the phone to Jerry, telling him he has been bumped from the show, due to a bad review of his performance at a junior high school assembly. | "The Abstinence" |
| Roger McDowell | Appeared alongside Keith Hernandez, and was revealed to be the "second spitter" that spat on Kramer and Newman. | "The Boyfriend, Part 2" |
| Bette Midler | While playing catcher for the softball team from her Broadway show, Rochelle, Rochelle: The Musical, Midler is run down by George on a decisive play at the plate. While she recuperates, Kramer becomes her personal handler and gushes, "You are so freaking talented!" | "The Understudy" |
| Paul O'Neill | Kramer tells him he has promised a sick boy that O'Neill will hit two home runs in that day's game. O'Neill gets one home run and an "inside-the-park home run", which was ruled to actually be a triple with an error. Despite this, Kramer insists, "Come on, Bobby, that's just as good!" | "The Wink" |
| Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford | Kramer appears on their television show to promote his coffee table book about coffee tables. | "The Opposite" |
| Geraldo Rivera | Hosts his own show which features the news story about the trial of the four (Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer) who were arrested for not assisting a man involved in a carjacking in Latham, Massachusetts. | "The Finale" |
| Al Roker | The television weatherman swipes Jerry's gyro on the subway while Elaine is holding a TV Guide with his picture on the cover. | "The Cigar Store Indian" |
| Fred Savage | Kramer runs into the former The Wonder Years star at a cafe in Los Angeles, and tries to pitch his script. | "The Trip, Part 1" and "Part 2" |
| Buck Showalter and Danny Tartabull | After giving Tartabull some tips on his swings, George convinces manager Showalter to switch from polyester to cotton Yankees uniform ("The Chaperone"); George, on his way to a public television fund raiser with Danny Tartabull, delays Tartabull's promised appearance in order to take a detour to chase down a driver that he (wrongly) believes gave them the finger. | "The Pledge Drive" |
| Marisa Tomei | Had a major crush on George while he was engaged to Susan Ross, because she's attracted to "short, quirky and balding" men. | "The Cadillac, Part 1" and "Part 2" |
| Mel Tormé | The "Velvet Fog" himself sings at an AMCA charity fundraiser, when Kramer is mistaken for a mentally challenged person. | "The Jimmy" |
| Alex Trebek | George is watching an episode of Jeopardy! | "The Abstinence" |
| Jon Voight | Bit Kramer's arm; George thinks he bought a LeBaron convertible formerly owned by the famous actor, but it was in fact previously owned by John Voight, a local dentist. | "The Mom & Pop Store" |
| Raquel Welch | Gets fired by Kramer from the Scarsdale Surprise play, then cat-fights with Elaine. | "The Summer of George" |
| Jane Wells | The CNBC business reporter appears as a reporter on Geraldo Rivera's show in | "The Finale" |
| George Wendt | George also runs into him at The Tonight Show. He suggests they change the setting of Cheers because "it's enough with the bar already." Bernsen and Wendt make George the butt of their jokes on The Tonight Show, much to George's dismay. | "The Trip, Part 1" and "Part 2" |
| Bernie Williams and Derek Jeter | During his tenure as assistant to the Yankees' traveling secretary, George is temporarily brilliant from lack of sex and teaches them how to hit. | "The Abstinence" |