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Roy and HG's State of Origin commentary

Broadcast on the Triple J radio station to simulcast with the annual three-game rugby league State of Origin series, Australian comedians Roy and HG (played by John Doyle and Greig Pickhaver) provide a commentary of the match at hand. An extension of the duo's This Sporting Life radio program, also on Triple J, Roy and HG's use of comedy makes their sporting calls unique from that provided by other media sources, and has earned a cult following.

History

A unique deviation from the usual format of the Triple J State of Origin coverage occurred in Game One of the 2007 Series, when Roy Slaven was unavailable to be present for the commentary. As a replacement, HG Nelson was joined by former New South Wales player Jason Stevens and Triple J radio personality Scott Dooley. King Wally Otto's pre-game build-up was replaced by Triple J presenter Jason Whalley, dubbed "The Ancient Voice of the Rhomb".

Format

Build-up

At 7:30pm on the night of a State of Origin match, Triple J interrupts its normal evening broadcasts (Super Request) in New South Wales and Queensland, and the State of Origin coverage begins with a fanfare of horns. A lengthy introduction to State of Origin rugby league is given by "King Wally Otto in the Soundproof Booth" (a pseudonym for well-known Australian voice-over presenter Robbie McGregor). This introduction, which can last for 5 minutes or more, features King Wally Otto enthusiastically reading an elaborate Doyle and Pickhaver script, which more often than not culminates in a list of Former Origin Greats ("F.O.G.s"), and anecdotes about their achievements or foibles. It is also common for Otto to announce a 'theme' for the year's three game series, often to do with current events (such as the 2003 invasion of Iraq). A twist on this was when the 2006 series was heavily "sponsored" by fictitious Lakemba-based car dealership Frosty Lahood Motors Australia.

At the end of Otto's build-up to the game, he usually switches to a rhapsodic introduction for Roy and HG themselves, ending with the question "are you there...HG?" Taking his role of the 'sports announcer' of the pair, HG Nelson thanks King Wally Otto in the Soundproof Booth, welcomes listeners to their State of Origin coverage and provides further build-up to the game at hand. Nelson introduces the State of Origin contest as being played for the "highest principles on the planet"; those principles being "Peace through violence, harmony through brutality and getting everyone to shut-up and behave just like us or they’ll cop a boot up the date and a fist of fives."

During the first few minutes, Nelson's broadcasting partner, "Rampaging" Roy Slaven remains silent until eventually introduced to the airwaves by Nelson. Roy's character, a supposed former player of the game who takes more of an 'expert commentary' role to Nelson's main call , is often restrained with his opening remarks; that is, until his enthusiasm for the game provokes a passionate expression of opinion about the contest to Nelson and the listening audience. The pair talk about the build-up to the game for approximately half an hour, often with Slaven recounting supposed interactions he had with stars of the league (he professes intimate friendships with virtually every current and former player of rugby league). An example of one of these (obviously fictional) exchanges was before the first game of the 2006 series which New South Wales was entering after winning the previous three in a row. With many media commentators declaring the concept of State of Origin dead after such one-sided results, Roy contacted Wally Lewis for his thoughts on the upcoming series, to which he replied "oh, are they still playing that?"

National anthem

At approximately 8:00pm the players enter the field and line up for the singing of the Australian national anthem; an occasion which provides one of Roy and HG's most infamous twists on traditional sports commentary. As the television pictures show footage of a vocalist singing "Advance Australia Fair", the Triple J coverage completely replaces the song with Lionel Rose's 1969 song "I Thank You". The choice of this song probably is due to the opening lyrics "When a boy becomes a man..." (signifying young players 'stepping up' to the challenge of State of Origin football) as well as the inherent violence associated with the former-boxer, Rose. The Lionel Rose song is faded out by Roy and HG when they sense the real singer is wrapping up their performance (usually after the first chorus of "I Thank You"), with Roy and HG invariably praising the singer for a fantastic performance.

Game commentary

Compared to the more traditional commentary on Channel 9 and ABC Radio's Grandstand, Roy and HG are often less restrained in their criticism of players and teams. This feature of their call may be off-putting for certain fans who are sensitive to hearing players in their team criticised (being called a "goose", etc), but is generally taken in the humorous way it is intended. The duo's commentary, and particularly Slaven's, often features over the top reactions to the game at hand, such as calling for entire teams of players to be sacked after losses, or even questioning whether losing teams will ever win another match in the future.

Though Doyle was born in New South Wales, and both currently reside within the state, this gives seemingly little influence to any commentary 'bias'. Roy and HG are also quick to relish in the more 'unsavoury' actions of players on the field which are ignored or downplayed by more traditional commentators. This includes spitting, dacking, wedgies, gouging, groping, pig-rooting, fighting and roughhousing in general.

Roy and HG's State of Origin commentary is also noteworthy for the use of nicknames to refer to many of players on the field, rather than their surnames. Whilst standard, well-known nicknames such as "Sticky" Ricky Stuart and "Mad Dog" MacDougall are used, the duo are renowned for their creation and use of more obscure 'running joke'-type nicknames about players. An partial list of nicknames is presented below:

Player nicknames

New South Wales State of Origin Player Nicknames
Player name Roy and HG nickname Reason for nickname
Jamie Ainscough The Cough Drop A play on the pronunciation of Ainscough's surname. He was also called 'the prettiest sight in rugby league', due to his bizarre running style.
Braith Anasta The Black Hole Roy and HG noted during one match that Anasta's effectiveness in the New South Wales defence was like a hole that Queensland players could break through with little trouble.
David Barnhill Mockers To "put the mocker on someone" is to similar to a curse or a bad luck wish. Roy and HG named Barnhill "Mockers" because of the numerous losing grand final teams he had been a part of.
Greg Bird Tweet Tweet
Greg Bird The Personality For growing a moustache and therefore having more personality than anyone else on the field
Tim Brasher The boy/man on the bike Brasher entered first grade whilst still at school.
Danny Buderus Butterball Buderus Possibly because of his poor ball handling in a State of Origin match.
John Cartwright The Burning Map The TV series Bonanza, whose protagonists were the Cartwright family, featured a burning map in its intro sequence.
Matt Cooper The Brown Polish Cooper was tackled several times in the first and second games of 2007 on top of some of the advertising paint on the playing field, most of which was black or red in colour, causing Cooper's face and legs to get covered in a black/red/brown "polish". Most of the other players ended up with this as well. This nickname also alludes to the coaching polish put on Cooper by his St George-Illawarra club coach Nathan Brown.
Laurie Daley Tooley In reference to an alleged dressing room incident following the Canberra Raiders' first grand final win in 1989, where Daley celebrated by allegedly popping his own "magnum" of champagne, in full view of his team mates and then Prime Minister Bob Hawke. "Tool" is a slang word used often by Roy and HG for penis.
Jim Dymock The Doctor's Feet Derived from his silky, delicate, albeit slow footwork on the field.
Ben Elias Backdoor Benny Often shortened to just "The Door". 1. Benny Elias occasionally attempted to pass the ball behind his back, or "through the back door", with mixed success. 2. This nickname alludes to Benny's alleged sexual predelictions.
Ben Elias The Crimean War look During a 1990s State of Origin appearance, Backdoor Benny suffered a nasty head gash during the game which required a bandage. By the end of the game, the wound was so bad that a lot of blood had seeped through the bandage and was all over his face and jersey. The Blues ended up winning the game and Elias' mother ran on the field to congratulate him. This post-match hug resulted in his mother being covered in blood also. The Roy and HG nickname is derived from Elias' appearance more resembling a warring soldier than a sportsman.
Andrew Ettingshausen The Nudist On a Kangaroo Tour someone took pictures of "ET" in the shower. These were published and ET sued.
Brad Fittler Adolf When spoken, "Adolf" Fittler sounds much like Adolf Hitler. This nickname was only used for a short period of time towards the end of Fittler's career by Roy and HG, although it was in fact a nickname in use for him by teammates before "Freddy" overtook it.
Brad Fittler Captain in a cab While captaining New South Wales, Fittler was found unconscious and incoherently drunk in front of a police station, unable to communicate his name or address. After three hours he was sober enough to remember his address and he was loaded into a cab by police officers.
Craig Fitzgibbon Raw Bones
Bryan Fletcher Old Man River The nickname was given as a reference to his age, being one of the oldest players on the team.
Mark Gasnier Fire Up Bitch! Gasnier was fired from the 2004 New South Wales State of Origin team for leaving an obscene voice mail message on a woman's mobile phone after a 'bonding session' The transcript of the phone message is as follows: "Where the fuck are you? There's four toey humans in the cab with sausages ready to spurt sauce. It's 20 to four...and you're in bed, fuck me. Fire up, you sad cunt."

Roy and HG also shorten this nickname to variations such as "the F.U.B.", "fubby" and "the fubster".

Mark Gasnier Shimmy, Shimmy, Whoosh! From an NRL Pog describing Gasnier's step maneuver as the Shimmy, Shimmy, Whoosh.
Mark Geyer The Tap He can run hot and cold, or "turn it on" i.e. on-field violence. By extension, Geyer's younger brother Matt is "Tap II"
Kurt Gidley Giddy-up Gidley The younger brother of Matthew Gidley, and has had the nickname handed down to him.
Kurt Gidley Newcastle's finest slicer Often shortened to just 'The Slicer'. Named after one particular match where Kurt constantly broke or 'sliced' through Queensland's defensive line.
Matthew Gidley Giddy-up Gidley See above
Ryan Girdler 'No Sex Please' I'm Ryan Girdler Often shortened to No Sex Please. A reference to the play No Sex Please, We're British. Taken from Girdler's reluctance on The Footy Show to interact with any females, when engaged to be married (Girdler ended up not marrying).
Craig Gower The man in the taxi After Gower was involved in an off field incident involving a taxi
Jarryd Hayne Hip Head Hayne In the 2008 State of Origin Hayne was briefly knocked out because he hit his head against another players hip.
Terry Hill Fizzer During a particular game, Roy and HG noted how most plays involving Terry Hill "fizzed out" due to factors such as his poor ball-handling skills. From that point onwards he was dubbed "Fizzer Hill", with the pair shouting "FIZZ! FIZZ! FIZZ!" whenever he was passed the ball. During his final appearances for New South Wales, the older Hill was lampooned by Slaven for being "too old, too slow, too stupid" whenever he was brought into play. Slaven and Nelson surmised that Hill wasn't in the New South Wales side for his sporting talent, but rather for his personal qualities (calling him "the funniest man in rugby league"). In his 1996 book Petrol, Bait, Ammo & Ice, HG Nelson mused "imagine the mayhem the world would have to endure if Terry couldn't find an outlet for his enthusiasm in the League."
Terry Hill The Lobster Fisherman/Lobster Expert Derived from an incident after his playing days when Hill was caught stealing lobsters from pots that didn't belong to him, resulting in Hill facing the Magistrates Court.
Nathan Hindmarsh Money Box Man This nickname is drawn from the term 'coin slot' to describe an 'arse crack' or buttock cleavage. Hindmarsh's shorts would often be worn low, with his coin slot exposed to the TV cameras.
John Hopoate Stinkfist Although he was described by a 2005 newspaper story as "the most suspended player of the modern era" , Hopoate is best known for the incidents that lead to his sacking from the Wests Tigers in 2001. During a 2001 match against the North Queensland Cowboys, Hopoate attempted to insert his finger into the anuses of his opponents in an effort to unsettle them. This incident, and the following rugby league judiciary decision to ban him for 12 weeks, was widely publicised by the sporting and mainstream media and left Hopoate humiliated. The Roy and HG nickname is possibly drawn from the 1996 Tool song "Stinkfist". Often shortened to "Stinky"
Andrew Johns The Unmade Bed Roy and HG once read a feature story which detailed some of Johns' on-tour habits. Specifically, the article mentioned Johns' technique of going to bed fully dressed in his travelling clothes following a late night out on the town. This allowed him to get an extra 15 minutes sleep the next morning, although his crumpled clothes took upon an "unmade bed" appearance for the following day. Whilst playing in the 1997 Grand Final with a punctured lung, he was also granted the name "One Bung Lung"
Ben Kennedy The President The nickname was given after a comment made by Slaven or Nelson remarking how much Kennedy looks like his namesake, former US President John F. Kennedy. In reality the burly, bald-headed Kennedy looks nothing like JFK, but Roy and HG ran with this joke by making references to Air Force One and The White House when Kennedy had possession of the ball. Other nicknames include "Ken Bennedy" and "Dead Kennedy" (in reference to the punk band Dead Kennedys).
Glenn Lazarus The Brick With Eyes The nickname is because of Glenn's large, solid physique. Roy and HG have also called him "Dr Death". The United Kingdom's The Sun newspaper once got this name wrong and called him "The Brick with Ears".
Adam MacDougall Mad Dog MacDougall
Willie Mason The Brains Trust The nickname originated in the aftermath of the 2004 Canterbury Bulldogs sex scandal, in which Mason was labelled a central figure. His club later claimed that Mason has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). After his move to the Sydney Roosters, also labelled the New face of the Eastern Suburbs
Steve Menzies Beaver A name given to Menzies by his team names possibly due to his long nose. Other Roy and HG name variations include "Beav" and "The Flying Beaver". Having played professional rugby league since 1993, the 2000s saw the duo making exaggerated references to Menzies' age, such as calling him "Methuselah" and claiming he was around 800 years old and had made 400 origin appearances.
Mark O'Meley Dencorub Man A reference to the rumour that O'Meley rubbed Dencorub (a deep heat cream) on his bald head before the game to fire himself up. More recently they have referred to him as "Mad Dog O'Meley" in the absence of Adam MacDougall.
Anthony Minichiello The Count Presumably because of his facial resemblance to Count von Count from Sesame Street.
Tommy Raudonikis Pronounced "Ra-donny-kiss", Roy and HG render Tommy's name as "Raw-don-neek-us", which they claim to be the correct Greek pronunciation. Raudonikis is Lithuanian.
Steve Roach Blockhead A variation of his normal nickname, "Blocker".
Ian Roberts "Totally" Ian Roberts Named after a fictitious fashion label that Slaven and Nelson invented for the well dressed, homosexual Ian Roberts.
Paul Sironen The Buttocks Sironen's short shorts made his buttocks look quite prominent. Another memorable feature of the commentary was HG saying "don't the poms hate Sirro, Roy?" - a reference to the fear he struck in the Englishmen when representing Australia.
Jason Stevens Stupid Stevens A crude nickname which was used after Stevens made a number of mistakes in a match.
Jason Stevens Praise the Lord Pastor Stevens A reference to his Christian faith.
Brett Stewart The Try-scoring Wizard Due to his impressive performance in scoring a try in his debut match in 2007. The name is taken from his NRL Tazo.This is sometimes shortened to "The Wizard" or interchanged with "The Try-scoring Machine". He was also lampooned during the 2008 Origin series for failing to break tackles, something he is ordinarily a master of.
Timana Tahu Tim Tam Tahu Named after the Australian chocolate biscuit brand, Tim Tams.
Shaun Timmins Tea bag Timmins
Rod Wishart The fastest man in league Made after Wishart, a winger, was chased down by the 'Ungrateful Head', a front row forward, after breaking away. Roy and HG also suggest that people should 'put the kettle on' or 'put the cat out' when Wishart gets the ball - implying that nothing happens when Wishart is in possession.

Queensland State of Origin Player Nicknames
Player name Roy and HG nickname Reason for nickname
Gary Belcher Snakey Substances In reference to Belcher's running style, which would often be used to slide through the opposition's defensive line in a snake-like manner
Steven Bell Ding Dong Bell
Wayne Bennett Skeletor Perceived by many to look like the character
Petero Civoniceva Fridge and a freezer Rhyming slang with Petro's actual surname. Roy and HG also usually intentionally mispronounce his name as "siv-ee-ya-see-na", and sometimes introduce other variations such as Petrol SeventyCentsALitre and Petero SecondReceiver. Also "The Rear Admiral", from his habit of turning his back to the defensive line when he is about to be tackled.
Petero Civoniceva The Second Keel Reference to Steven Price's nickname of the pair being the direction of the Queensland pack.
Mark Coyne The two dollar coit A play on his surname's pronunciation, coit is another slang term used by Roy and HG to mean anus. His older brother Peter Coyne has been referred to as 'one dollar coit'.
Brett Dallas Debbie Does Named after the 1978 pornographic movie Debbie Does Dallas.
Brett Dallas The Grassy Knoll
Greg Dowling Dish-head Dowling
John Doyle Roy John Doyle is the real name of the actor behind the Roy Slaven character, so the duo nicknamed the rugby league player accordingly.
Andrew Gee Due to his age, Roy and HG would often refer to him as being "older than his grandpa."
Trevor Gillmeister Chock-a-Block full of the angry pills Gillmeister was a player who seemed especially fired up around Origin time, and Roy and HG's explanation for this was the consumption of "angry pills" in the dressing room just before kick-off.
Michael Hancock Three knees Roy and HG hypothesised that Hancock used his large "middle leg" to his advantage in the game of rugby league, such as slowing play-the-balls by holding down opposition players with it when making tackles. He was also sometimes referred to as 'tripod'.
Ben Hannant The Ambitious Walk HG often comments that Hannant is a very slow runner. When Hannant takes a hit-up HG will often comment "God he's slow isn't he?" Variations of the nickname include The Ambitious Walker and The Hiker.
Paul Hauff The Clip Clop Club Nickname derived from pronunciation of his surname (i.e. horse hoof).
Tony Hearn The Penalty Puller Roy and HG regarded Hearn as a player who frequently faked injury to fool the referee into penalising the New South Wales team. To this day, Roy and HG refer to Hearn as a mentor-like figure who coaches young players how to best 'pull penalties' in State of Origin matches.
Ben Ikin Tina Turner Derived from the homophonic qualities of 'Ikin' and 'Ike and Tina'.
Adrian Lam "Baa baa" Lam
Martin Lang The Ungrateful Head The head of Martin Lang, who ran with an erratic style, would be violently and spectacularly whiplashed backwards after a collision with a tackling opponent.
Allan Langer Deborah Kerr Actress Deborah Kerr starred opposite Yul Brynner in the 1956 movie The King and I. This nickname is derived from Allan Langer's on-field partnership with Broncos / Maroons five-eighth Wally Lewis, who was nicknamed "The King". The duo often referred to Lewis as "K.W.Lewis"
Gary Larson The Far Side Rugby league player Gary Larson shares the same name as the cartoonist responsible for the popular strip The Far Side.
Darren Lockyer Silk Reference to Lockyer's ability to glide smoothly through the defensive line
Adam Mogg Moggball Adam Mogg's debut origin match was the second game of the 2006 series, which was being played at the same time as the soccer World Cup. Adam Mogg scored two tries in an unexpected Queensland thrashing which led Roy to declare "you can talk about Wogball, but this is Moggball".
Julian O'Neill The Poo in the Shoe O'Neill, who has a history of off-field misconduct, including two DUI charges and urinating under casino blackjack tables on two separate occasions, was involved in a 1999 pre-season incident which led to his South Sydney Rabbitohs being banned from a Dubbo hotel. Following years of personal and professional turmoil, O'Neill trashed the Dubbo hotel room by smearing the walls with faeces. A direct quote from the horse's mouth describing a further bad deed from the night was "hey Schlossie, I just shat in your shoe".
Robbie O'Davis Robbie Roids So named after O'Davis was suspended for 22 weeks early in his career after it was discovered he had used anabolic steroids.
Steven Price Price Attack Named after the Australian discount haircare and beauty chain, Price Attack, Roy and HG would make the "woo woo woo!" noise of a storefront siren whenever Price would take a hit up.
Steven Price The Keel Roy and HG hailed Steven Price as the direction of the Queensland pack, and later awarded Petero Civoniceva with the title of second keel. The pair lamented that NSW would have no keel while Queensland had two.
Wendell Sailor Dell Also, at one point in time, Roy and HG would shout "HELLO SAILOR!" every time Wendell was passed the ball.
Clinton Schifcofske Shkkkkkk Just about everyone in Australian rugby league media pronounces Schficofske's name differently, and few get it correct (it's actually Shif-oss-key) and his nickname was a play on this. Roy and HG also deliberately mispronounce his name "Shiv-cough-skee".
Dale Shearer The 180B Man Named after a late 70s model of car, Roy and HG would remark how Shearer "offers so many options on the park he's like a Datsun 180B". An extension of this joke was that Shearer offered "too many options", which led to no action because of indecision. Also known as "The Rapist".
Matt Sing On song
Darren Smith Cheese and Chives Smiths Chips is a large manufacturer of potato chips in Australia.
Jason Smith Salt and Vinegar Jason Smith is the brother of Darren Smith (see above)
Dan Stains The underpants Roy and HG began calling Dan Stains "Underpant Stains", which was soon shortened to "The Underpants".
Brent Tate "Show us ya date" Tate Roy and HG were instrumental in popularising the usage of the slang term 'date', which means anus. After being tackled, Tate occasionally rises to play the ball after lying on his back with his legs open and inadvertently pointing towards the camera. After scoring two tries in the third 2003 State of Origin match, Roy and HG proclaimed "everybody's talking Tate!" This would prove to be a popular phrase which would be modified to "nobody’s talking Tate" during less impressive performances.
Brad Thorn Thorn in the side
Lote Tuqiri Plum Daiquiri A nickname derived from Lote's unusual Fijian surname. Another version is "Strawberry Daiquiri".
Kerrod Walters Prune Named because of his squashed facial features.
Kevin Walters Kumquat The brother of Kerrod Walters (see above), Kevin's nickname also was derived simply because of his warped facial features.
Steve Walters Quince The brother of Kerrod and Kevin, completing the fruit motif.
Shane Webcke BigPond Telstra BigPond is a popular web provider in Australia.

In addition to the players, Roy & H.G. frequently refer to two former top grade referees: Kelvin Jeffes and Moghseen Jadwat, ironically describing them as the two best officials ever to grace the sport (actually, Jadwat's top-grade career was decidedly short (1997-8), whilst Jeffes has only controlled one Origin fixture.)

Other sayings

Roy and HG's commentary also makes use of a number of sayings which are infrequently used by the majority of rugby league broadcasters.

Play of game

  • "Chilli on the stick" - Analogous to the saying "rubbing salt in the wound", "chilli on the stick" is referred to by Roy and HG when a team already trailing on the scoreboard is further humiliated by the opposition scoring subsequent tries. Roy and HG metaphorically refer to the winning team grabbing a cricket stump applying chilli and rubbing it "in, out, in, out" of the losing team's date (a slang word for anus).
  • "Defusing a bomb" - a player (usually the fullback) catching an opposing team's bomb kick in the in-goal area, and thus giving their team a 20-metre restart. This saying is especially used in high-pressure situations where there is a contest from an opposing player for the mark.
  • "Face massage" - pressume put on the face of a tackled player by the palm of an opponent.
  • "Hospital pass" - a pass to a team-mate who is closely marked by another player. This ensures that the player is swiftly tackled (often with great force because of the defender's available time to prepare) soon after catching the ball.
  • "Johnny on the spot" - a lucky player. This saying is usually reserved to describe a someone who scores because of being in the right place at the right time to receive a pass from a player who had done more work to manufacture the try.
  • "Reception committee" - terminology for a group of defending players who 'greet' an advancing player with a tackle.
  • "Squirrel grip" - referring to a player grabbing an opponent's testicles.
  • "Surrendered tackle" - see "white flag merchant", below.
  • "Turtled" - A tackling style where more than one opponent lift the ball carrier in such a way that they end up on their back like a turtle trapped on its shell.
  • "White flag merchant" - someone who ‘surrenders’ to allow their opponents to easily tackle them. Roy Slaven is a strong believer that this should be stomped out of the game ("I HATE it!"), with suggested punishments for white flag merchants being as extreme as an instant life ban from playing the code. Brett Hodgson has been accused of being a white flag merchant during Roy and HG’s State of Origin commentary.
  • "Traditional softening up period" - The first 10 minutes of the match in which the aim is to hurt or 'soften up' to opposition as much as possible.

Miscellaneous

  • Advertising - Due to the ABC Charter, presenters are not allowed to voice support for commercial organisations. Pickhaver and Doyle also show an aversion to legitimately mentioning the names of corporations who have bought naming rights for venues and events (see "Stadia", below). Comically, Nelson also twists the reality of the sponsors who have their logos painted on the grass of the field. When players have been tackled on painted sections of grass (especially the red Harvey Norman logos), Slaven often refers to the players as being "tackled on the Triple J signage".
  • Stadia - Roy and HG usually avoid mentioning the sponsors' names during their broadcast, calling Suncorp Stadium "The Cauldron" (or its traditional name, Lang Park), and calling Telstra Stadium (the venue which hosted the 2000 Olympics; formerly known as Stadium Australia) "The Grand Old Girl" (or sometimes "The G.O.G.").
  • Surrendered Tackles - Roy quite often voices his opinions of "surrendered tackles", in which a player either falls over accidentally, or dives before getting tackled by the opposition. Roy believes this should be given a penalty to the opposing team.
  • "Ted Mulry" - Ron Palmer, who is the head trainer to the New South Wales Blues throughout most of the 1990s and 2000s bears a strong resemblance to Australian singer Ted Mulry (best known for the hit "Jump in My Car" with his band the Ted Mulry Gang). When the doppelganger trainer enters the field and is seen in the background of the TV coverage, Roy and HG often remark at their amazement that Ted Mulry is now involved in rugby league. Palmer is aware of the nickname and appears to take it in a good nature.
  • "The kids" - A theme that Roy and HG often return to with their State of Origin commentary is attempting to create interest in Rugby League with school-aged children. Impressive plays (as well as unsavoury acts of violence, etc) are often described by Roy and HG as something that will "get the kiddies interested in Rugby League". Slaven, in particular, is a proponent of asking parents of "stupid" kids if they have considered Rugby League as a future path for their children (citing players such as Willie Mason as role models).
  • "They can't run without legs" - an example of Roy Slaven's expert commentary, said when a player is 'cut down' to the ground by being tackled around the legs. This saying is also modified to "they can't run without a head", when a head-high tackle is attempted.
  • "Triple J Card Table" - Roy and HG often allude to calling the game from a temporary card table, set up near the sideline of the field when in fact they are calling from a radio studio, watching the same pictures that are broadcast to the television audience. This is also a reference to legendary rugby league player and broadcaster Frank Hyde, who started calling games on radio in the 1950's, from a card table set up on the side of the field.

Relationship with television coverage

By their own account, Roy and HG's commentary of the match is broadcast live from a card table adjacent to the halfway line of the playing field. In reality, their call is very much centred around the pictures that Channel 9 broadcast on their TV coverage with, for example, the duo being unsure of who won a penalty from the referee until the TV pictures change to a shot of the restart of play happening. Roy and HG use this aspect to add further comedy to their commentary, for example by calling the Channel 9 commentary team "men eating ice cream cones" for their unnecessary use of hand-held microphones during studio broadcasts. Another memorable example of the TV-centric flow of Slaven and Nelson's commentary was during the 2004 series when Channel 9 introduced the "Skycam" camera-on-wires which 'hovered' above the players' heads. This expensive technology, which had notably poor picture quality, often could not keep up with the flow of play was over-used by Channel 9 during the broadcast, was frequently blasted by Roy and HG for disorientating them with the "telecast from the lunar surface". Slaven and Nelson also give back-handed criticism to Channel 9's low-brow "football entertainment" show The Footy Show, sarcastically remarking what a "funny show" it is.

Digital divide

Though many listen to the call without accompaniment, HG Nelson's introductory comments always invite listeners to "tickle your television to the league channel down your end of the swamp, turn down the sound and turn up Triple J". Since the early 2000s, the spread of digital television throughout Australia has caused some technical issues for the Triple J State of Origin broadcast. Roy and HG's commentary had previously arrived to viewers approximately in synch with the television pictures (although generally, regional viewers suffered a short delay between the radio and television signals). The digital delay that came with the introduction of digital TV created a noticeable gap between the analogue radio broadcast and the slower digital TV signal. HG Nelson had to preclude their broadcast that "unfortunately we live with the digital divide, and there’s nothing we can do about it". In later years, however, Nelson would add that digital TV viewers should try tuning in to their online stream via the Triple J website, which has its own slight delay behind the airwaves. Therefore, it is recommended that analogue TV viewers listen to the analogue radio broadcast, and digital TV viewers stream the commentary from the Triple J website.

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