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Robot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special

Robot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special is the fifty-fourth episode of Robot Chicken and the show's second Christmas special, though it is not classified as an actual television special.

Skits

Hermey's Dentistry

Hermy from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer isn't good at any job.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

A man takes the song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," too literally and believes his wife actually kissed Santa Claus.

Born In a Manger

Mary and Joseph are forced to give birth to Jesus in a barn full of farting animals.

Lighting Up the Christmas Lights

A man tells his son about their past experiences.

The Lion, the Witch and the Locker

The nerd gets attacked by a Bully and gets shoved in the locker which is a magical portal to the magical world of Narnia. There, he believes he's in the World of Warcraft, and then is greeted by a Fawn (who is Mr. Tumnus) but before the Faun says anything, he's beaten to death by the nerd, who thinks he's a hero. Then a sleigh rolls by: it's the White Witch who is shocked to find that he killed a faun and has blood everywhere, even on his clothes. The witch offers him for a ride to her Castle for Turkish delight. The nerd thinks it's a sexual position but finds that Turkish Delight is actually Candy. The White Witch sends the Nerd mounted on a unicorn, to eliminate Aslan. Father Christmas gives weapons to two kids to help them on their journey as the nerd comes around. Father Christmas is accidentally killed. As the nerd is still riding on the unicorn, Aslan is seen talking with a centaur until his head is cut off. When the bully opens the locker he stuffed the nerd in only for him and the unicorn to come out and behead the bully. Both of them ended up in the principal's office with the unicorn begging to the principal that he can't call his parents.

Office Christmas Parties

Santa visits an office building during a Christmas party for a little break.

Misery, My Sweet Babboo

Sally Brown kidnaps and injured Linus van Pelt and forces him to write her a love letter. This is a parody on Misery, a Stephen King book later adapted into a movie.

Little Drummer Goku

Little Drummer Boy and Composite Santa do Drumline during the credits. This is a callback to the episode, Easter Basket's Dragon Ball Z skit.

Cast

Seth Green - Centaur, Daniel, Customer, Eskimo #1, Eskimo #3, Farmer, Father Christmas, Husband, Joseph, Kid/Man, Man's son, Mr. Tumnus, Nerd, Old Man, Patient, Principal, Regis Philbin, Reindeer, Snoopy, Wife, Worker
Emma Caulfield - Jadis the White Witch, Wife
Mike Fasolo - Boy, Eskimo #2, Wise Man
Zachary Gordon - Charlie Brown, Franklin, Linus
George Lowe - Husband, Unicorn
Seth MacFarlane - Aslan, Hermey the Elf, Narrator, Santa Claus
Katelin Peterson - Freida, Mary, Sally, Susie
Tom Root - Bully, Dave, Wise Man