Track listing

1. "Story of the Whole Thing" – 4:58
2. "Dad, There's a Little Phrase Called Too Much Information" – 7:30
3. "This Bum's Paid" – 5:04
4. "Hair Dude, You're Stepping on My Mystique" – 4:20
5. "The L Train Is a Swell Train and I Don't Want to Hear You Indies Complain" – 12:19
6. "My Two Nads" (Dad Reprise)" – 4:43