Please Describe Yourself is the debut album by Dogs Die in Hot Cars.

Track listing

UK edition

1. "Godhopping" – 2:43
2. "Lounger" – 3:39
3. "I Love You 'Cause I Have To" – 2:46
4. "Celebrity Sanctum" – 4:50
5. "Somewhat Off the Way" – 3:30
6. "Apples & Oranges" – 3:48
7. "Modern Woman" – 3:41
8. "Paul Newman's Eyes" – 3:26
9. "Pastimes & Lifestyles" – 3:41
10. "Glimpse at the Good Life" – 3:22

U.S. edition

1. "I Love You 'Cause I Have To" – 2:46
2. "Modern Woman" – 3:41
3. "Celebrity Sanctum" – 4:50
4. "Somewhat Off the Way" – 3:30
5. "Apples & Oranges" – 3:48
6. "Godhopping" – 2:43
7. "Lounger" – 3:39
8. "Paul Newman's Eyes" – 3:26
9. "Pastimes & Lifestyles" – 3:41
10. "Glimpse at the Good Life" – 3:23
11. "Who Shot the Baby?" – 5:27