Might as Well Be Dead is a Nero Wolfe detective novel by Rex Stout, published by the Viking Press in 1956. The story was also collected in the omnibus volume Three Aces (Viking 1971).
Nero Wolfe is hired to find a missing person, who soon turns up — under a new name — as a newly convicted murderer in a sensational crime.
As the book opens, James R Herold, prosperous businessman from Omaha, Nebraska, consults Wolfe about re-establishing contact with his son, whom he had (at it eventually transpired) falsely accused of theft eleven years before. The son, Paul Herold, had consequently broken almost all ties with the family, changed his name and moved to New York City. Even the latter meagre information was only known because Paul has recently sent his sister a birthday card postmarked NYC. The father has already taken obvious steps such as an ad in the newspaper and consulting the Missing Persons Dept of NYPD.
Although the present name of Paul Herold is unknown, Wolfe suspects that he has at least retained the same initials, and therefore places an advertisement in the newspapers the following day advising PH that he is innocent of the crime of which he was once suspected.
Needless to day, more than one person with those initials thinks he his falsely accused of a crime, and the advertisement attracts many telephone calls to Wolfe's office the next day.
The advertisement is also silent about which crime of which the man is innocent.
Meanwhile, a man known as Peter Hays has been on trial for murder, and the case is already with the jury, and a verdict is expected soon. Wolfe and Archie Goodwin, Nero Wolfe's amanuensis, are sufficiently distracted by enquiries about Peter Hays being the man named in the advertisement (and that he is by implication innocent of the murder for which Hays is currently being tried) that Wolfe dispatches Archie to visit the court room to hear the verdict against Hays. By comparing the man he sees in court to photos supplied by the father, Archie tentatively identifies the two names as referring to the same man.
This sets up a confrontation with Hays' attorney, Albert Freyer, who suspects Archie of duplicity (since Archie earlier told Freyer, among others, that the advertisement referred to a different crime, not the murder of Michael Molloy for which Hays has just been tried), but Wolfe and Freyer, after some discussion, quickly come to an agreement on how to proceed to the best advantage of all concerned:
- Although Wolfe might collect a substantial fee by immediately notifying his client that his son has been found (albeit in mortal jeopardy), Archie's identification is still not certain, and Wolfe's his client would be more satisfied if he was able to deliver the son as a free man,
- Peter Hays has refused to give his lawyer any information on his background, something that counted against him with the district attorney, and seems depressed to the point of hopelessness, using the novel's title Might as well be dead to describe how he feels. This tends to validate Archie's tentative identification, but a personal meeting of Archie with Hays would be needed to be sure.
- Peter Hays has limited funds, and although Freyer is convinced of his client's innocence, it would be vastly preferable to have help both in the form of Wolfe's assistance and the financial backing of the father
- Therefore, Freyer will start an appeal (initial steps are not costly) and meanwhile Wolfe will work on clearing Hays/Herold, and delay informing Wolfe's client for the time being.
Later on, Wolfe sends some of his operatives, including Johnny Keems, to investigate some of the friends and associates of Michael Molloy. The next day, the body of Johnny Keems is found killed by a hit-and-run driver. Since his pockets lack $100 in money Archie gave him to bribe potential witnesses, Wolfe and Archie consider it to be linked the Molloy murder, but the authorities make no such connection since the apparent murderer of Molloy has already been convicted.
Cast of characters
- Archie Goodwin — amanuensis to Nero Wolfe
- James R Herold — businessman from Omaha
- Nero Wolfe — detective afflicted by sitzenlust, orchid fancier, and chef
- Lieutenant Murphy — An NYPD officer in the Missing Persons Bureau of the NYPD
- Purley Stebbins — Sergeant in the NYC Homicide Squad
- Albert Freyer — Defense lawyer for Peter Hays in the murder trial
- Paul Herrold — Son of James Herrold; wrongly accused of theft 11 years before
- Michael Molloy — decedent. As the book opens, Peter Hays is being tried for Molloy's murder
- Selma Molloy — wife of Michael Molloy, in love with Peter Hays
- Saul Panzer, Fred Durkin, Orrie Cather — Private detectives often called upon by Wolfe
- Johnny Keems — A recurring character similar to Panzer, Durkin and Cather in earlier Nero Wolfe novels
- Delia Brandt — secretary and possible mistress of Michael Molloy
- Thomas Irwin and Fanny Irwin — friends of Selma Malloy
- Jerome Arkoff and Rita Arkoff — friends of Selma Molloy living in the same building as the Irwins
- Ella Reyes — live-out housekeeper of the Irwins
- William Lesser — Fiancé of Delia Brandt
- Inspector Cramer — head of the Manhattan Homicide Squad
- Patrick Degan — treasurer of a major trade union, friend and business partner of Michael Molloy
Nero Wolfe (Paramount Television)
Might as Well Be Dead
was adapted as the fifth episode of Nero Wolfe
(1981), an NBC TV series starring William Conrad
as Nero Wolfe and Lee Horsley
as Archie Goodwin. Other members of the regular cast include George Voskovec
(Fritz Brenner), Robert Coote
(Theodore Horstmann), George Wyner
(Saul Panzer) and Allan Miller
(Inspector Cramer). Guest stars include Gail Youngs (Margaret [Selma] Molloy), Bruce Gray
(Patrick Degan), A.C. Weary (Peter Hays), Michael Currie
(Albert Freyer), Lana Wood
(Delia Brandt), Stephen Elliott
(Mr. Herold) and John de Lancie
(Tom Irwin). Directed by George McCowan
from a teleplay by Seeleg Lester, "Might as Well Be Dead" aired February 13, 1981.
- 2004, USA, The Audio Partners Publishing Corp., Mystery Masters ISBN 1572704144 November 2004, audio CD (unabridged, read by Michael Prichard)
- 1995, USA, Bantam Books ISBN 0553763032 January 2, 1995, paperback