"Air Hostess" is a song by the British power pop trio Busted. Composed by the band with Tom Fletcher of McFly, it was released as the third single from their second album A Present for Everyone in June 2004 and reached number 2 on the UK Singles Chart. The song was inspired by flight attendants the band saw whilst on tour.
A humorous music video was made in which the band espy two female flight attendants and illegally board the aeroplane they are traveling on. The line "I messed my pants when we flew over France" was edited out when the video was shown during the daytime.