Veggies for Sloth is the fourteenth episode of season two of the television comedy series
Robot Chicken. It was renamed "Blankets in a Pig" on
May 15,
2008. Until the afforementioned date, the episode was taken out of the re-run roll. The episode and separate skits are currently not on Adult Swim video.
List of Skits
Insensitive Dad
A little girl's fish dies, and she flushes it down the
toilet. Shortly after the dad says "Ok, everybody out, I've got to drop a whole fudgecake."
Lost Knight
A
knight in a
suit of armor tries to read a map in the
Antarctic.
Andrew Lloyd Weber's The Beastmaster
Andrew Loyd Webber's "
The Beastmaster" is
Broadway's newest
musical theatre sensation.
David Hasselhoff stars as Darr;
Faith Hill as Kiera;
Nathan Lane and
Matthew Broderick as Kodo and Podo;
Alfonso Ribeiro is a panther, and
Gene Simmons has his Broadway debut as Max.
Super President Armstrong
Lance Armstrong after his seventh win of the
Tour de France also wins a bet with
Jacques Chirac and becomes the "super president" of
France.
A Present For You
A man is on top of a house, talking to his ex-wife on his cell phone, happy that she had found someone new. He has a present for her: he cuts his head off over the chimney, and a girl says "Santa?"
Just Role Playing
A woman caught in bed in with "another man" claims she is just "role playing" and that her nerd husband has just won 50 "experience points".
Twiki's Practical Joke
Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. And it all turns out to be a practical joke by
Twiki.
Wedding Heart Attack
An old man dies shortly after his wedding - and the bride's only concern is that it "counts".
Just Role Playing (Part 2)
The nerd is caught "role playing" with another woman, and it turns out to really be "role playing."
Archie's Final Destination (the removed sketch)
In a combination of
Archie Comics and the
Final Destination series,
Archie and the gang get on the bus to
France, only for Archie to have a vision of the bus rolling over. Everyone evacuates the bus, and shortly after, the bus is zapped by a tripod from
War of the Worlds. The following happens to the teens:
- Jughead, who we find out is bald and bulimic, is impaled on his "stupid" hat.
- Betty is hit by a bus.
- Miss Grundy is killed in an elaborate scheme;
- Moose is convicted of the murder and sent to the gas chamber.
- The Grim Reaper kills Archie Andrews and Reggie for $1 million, paid by Veronica.
Citizen Spears (the replaced sketch)
This season 1 deleted sketch, which has replaced
Archie's Final Destination, parodies
Citizen Kane with
Britney Spears' life.
Twiki's Practical Joke (tag sequence)
Buck Rogers is still killing the various aliens.
Cast / Voice actors
- Josh Cooke -
- Alan Cumming -
- Tamara Garfield - Young Bride
- Seth Green - Archie Andrews, Groom, Husband, Jughead Jones, Moose Mason, Miss Grundy, Nathan Lane, Podo
- David Hasselhoff - Buck Rogers, Himself as Dar
- Scarlett Johansson - Delores, Veronica Lodge
- Mila Kunis - Betty Cooper, French Woman
- Shane McRae -
- Breckin Meyer - Matthew Broderick, Kodo, Lance Armstrong, Reggie Mantle
- Alfonso Ribeiro - Chuck Clayton, Himself, Panther
- Gene Simmons - Himself, Maax
- Beverly Staunton - Faith Hill, Kiri
Stoop!d Monkey
The monkey has been impaled with a chainsaw from behind.
Trivia
- This is the only season 2 episode not to appear on iTunes, Adult Swim reruns (until May 2008), and adultswim.com video (neither the skits nor the episode). It appears in the Season 2 DVD but does not contain the Archie skit.
- Even though the episode was re-named "Blankets in a Pig", it is still called "Veggies for Sloth" on Dish Network.
References & External links