The Upright Citizens Brigade is an improvisational comedy and sketch comedy group that emerged from Chicago's ImprovOlympic in 1990. The most recent incarnation consists of Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, and Matt Walsh. The original incarnation of the group consisted of Besser, Ali Farahnakian, Drew Franklin, Adam McKay, Roberts, the late Rick Roman, and Horatio Sanz. Other early members included Neil Flynn, Armando Diaz, and Rich Fulcher.
The Upright Citizens Brigade began performing improv and sketch comedy at Kill the Poet in Chicago. Their first show was called Virtual Reality. The group followed with shows entitled UCBTV, Conference on the Future of Happiness, Thunderball, Bucket of Truth, Big Dirty Hands, The Real Real World, and Punch Your Friend in the Face.
In 1997, the Upright Citizens Brigade relocated to New York and began performing shows and offering improv training at Solo Arts Group. These shows and classes were so popular that the UCB were able to open their own theater, The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, at 161 W. 22nd Street in Chelsea on February 4, 1999, in a former nude dance club. On April 1, 2003, they moved to a new space at 307 W. 26th Street. In July 2005, the UCB opened at the Tamarind Theatre in Los Angeles at 5919 Franklin Ave (between Tamarind & North Bronson Ave). The Upright Citizens Brigade have also been a featured performance in the Comedy Tent at the annual Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival in Manchester, TN for the past three years.
The four main actors rarely appeared as themselves. They each took various roles throughout the sketches, which were linked by segments featuring Adair (Besser), Colby (Poehler), Antoine (Roberts), and Trotter (Walsh), the Upright Citizens Brigade.
The overall plot of the show was that these four were The Upright Citizens Brigade, an underground organization "with no government ties and unlimited resources" dedicated to creating and monitoring chaos from their secure underground base. The sketches depict chaotic or bizarre events in the world, events which are often directly engineered by the UCB. In the Season 2 finale, the DEA invaded the UCB lair as part of a raid to find a Supercool smuggling ring. Because of this, in the third and final season, the UCB had set up operation in a bakery delivery truck. The characters themselves also had less of a presence in the episodes, mostly only being shown quickly between scenes.
Another defining feature of the show was a series of real-world pranks, which tied in with the show's theme. Usually run at the end of each episode, these hidden-camera pranks featured the cast (as either the central UCB characters or other characters from that day's episode) interacting with real strangers. These segments featured such concepts as attempts by UCB cast to buy the fictitious drug "supercool" from real drug dealers in shady dance clubs, a UCB mother trying to convince a real store clerk to let her put up flyers advertising "baby fights," Roberts dressed as Santa Claus standing outside a department store offering free samples of his "Santa Liqueur", and the UCB at a sidewalk stand attempting to sell "poo-sticks" (sticks with dog feces on one end) as defensive weapons to passersby.
The show was not renewed by Comedy Central after the third season. Its players have since moved on to other projects while still performing in various combinations at their weekly improvised show, ASSSSCAT, which can be seen once on Saturday and Sunday nights in Los Angeles, and twice on Sunday nights in New York. In Los Angeles, the Sunday night show is free, as is the second show in New York. One of the show's running jokes involves cast members explaining that "it's free to get in, but you have to pay to leave." A version of the show's Bucket of Truth is passed around and donations are taken. Both Poehler and Sanz went on to perform on Saturday Night Live. Comedy Central released a DVD containing the episodes of the first season in 2003. The Season 2 DVD was released on September 18th, 2007 in the United States. In the fall of 2005, Bravo showed a one-hour special of ASSSSCAT Improv with guest stars like Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, and Andy Richter. Then in March 2007, a performance of ASSSSCAT was recorded at the LA Theatre with all four original members and also Chad Carter, Sean Conroy, Andrew Daly, Horatio Sanz, as well as guest monologists Will Arnett, Ed Helms, Jen Kirkman, Thomas Lennon, Paul F. Tompkins and Kate Walsh. This was released on DVD in March 2008 and features the full ASSSSCAT show and some bonus clips and interviews.
The show's motto was, "Don't think."
The show opened with this narration, voiced by improv legend and UCB guru Del Close: "From the dawn of civilization, they have existed in order to undermine it. Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos. They have no government ties and unlimited resources. If something goes wrong, we are the cause. Every corner of the earth is under their surveillance. If you do it, we see it. Always. We believe the powerful should be made less powerful. We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it. Antoine. Colby. Trotter. Adair. We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
Ass Pennies are pennies (currency) that have been at one time or another put in someone's ass, then put into circulation in order to secure a psychological advantage in negotiations.
The idea originated with a sketch written and performed by the Upright Citizens Brigade during the first season of their show.
The possibility of having handled one of the protagonist's ass pennies is demonstrated in this diatribe: "I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass every day for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with."
Supercool is a fictional drug used as a running joke in the second season. The last episode of the second season of the show focused solely on the drug, interviewing recovering addicts, people involved in anti-supercool youth programs, and entertainers The Titté Brothers. Supercool is distributed in a colorful paper tube that is a little smaller than usual enclosing a dose made to look like Pixy Stix. Pure supercool is a white powder that resembles and tastes like refined cane sugar.
The episode was meant as satire reflecting the War on Drugs and further ridiculed the political initiative by mentioning that there is no law in the United States that forbids the use of supercool and yet the police enact drug busts similar to COPS. These shots often showed the police in a bad light as the busts were enacted on homes and people who the host admitted had nothing to do with the drug supercool. The final bust was on the UCB underground headquarters, where the four-person crew were camouflaged in the rock wall until one finally sneezed and his head blew up. The episode also poked fun at drug users. Fictional superstars The Titté Brothers purchased an island for the sole purpose of making supercool "the most legal" despite their argumentative band manager, who they would ridicule by singing their national anthem "Gary is an idiot" to the melody of the Olympic Theme. A fashion model is seen in this episode defending her employer by stating that she had her teeth rotted voluntarily in a surgical procedure, and she does not intend to glamorize drug use.
"Thunderball is both an improvement on baseball and a new sport to lead us into a new century. Long considered a "fringe sport," Thunderball is now ready to share the baseball fields currently occupied by the greedy traditionalists."
"We'd rather have a gun in the outfield, than under a mattress where a child could get to it." -Joe Auxiliary, UCB Director of Health Services
|"The Bucket of Truth"||101|
|A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.|
|Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.|
|"Saigon Suicide Show"||103|
|In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.|
|"Power Marketing" guru Duke reveals the secret of his success: a new brain.|
|A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.|
|"The Story of the Toad"||106|
|People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.|
|"The Lady of the Lake"||107|
|A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.|
|Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.|
|The UCB's cyborg project goes wrong.|
|"The Little Donny Foundation"||110|
|Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.|
|Great fights in history: Tesla vs. Edison, man vs. horse, and a young boy's struggle to become a Master Dialectitian. (parody of Searching for Bobby Fischer)|
|The Wu-Tang Clan dig their way into the UCB's secret underground lair.|
|"Mogomra vs. The Fart Monster"||203|
|A boy repeatedly teased by his classmates seeks revenge with ninja throwing stars and a summoned monster.|
|The UCB collects freaks (such as Gilly, the color-blind girl, and a ferocious bikini-wearing Ingret) to star in a new season of "The Real World".|
|"Eli's Face Therapy"||205|
|Wealthy women pay Eli to slap them in the face.|
|"Infested with Friars"||206|
|A friar infestation begins when deli meat and cigars are left out; meanwhile the UCB is busy investigating theme restaurants.|
|A man sees Jesus in a plate of spaghetti.|
|An urchin shows a rich man around the Big City.|
|Bong Boy is in a hurricane, but thinks he's watching it on TV.|
|A documentary about the drug Supercool, including interviews with the Titté Brothers.|
|When a man tries "werewolf sex" to turn his girlfriend on, she shoots him with a silver bullet.|
|A thug from the Mafia tries to give back to the community by donating sperm.|
|Grim Reapers work in shifts at the hospital, until they claim Workman's Comp for scythe-related injuries.|
|The Breaker-Uppers go on tour; The Murderers perform at an old-fashioned caka-walka.|
|The Glendale Fitness Authority sets up Fat Camps to imprison the overweight.|
|When one player is possessed by a demon at the college basketball game, the only thing that can save the day is Santa Liqueur.|
|When Adair is reincarnated as a sandwich, the UCB must fulfill a sexy prophecy to bring him back.|
|A small town has a meeting to discuss dolphin-centric SATs, then "log-rolls" to see who will win the Apocalypse - and unfortunately, Evil wins.|
|Mike the Astronaut is trapped in Virtual Reality with a malfunctioning telephone, forced to eat nothing but edible panties, and both verbally and physically abused by the French.|
|The first televised Pro Thunderball game! Three balls in play at all times, gorgeous honeys and vicious hounds to distract the players, and a car that roams the infield...|