'Toupee' is a song written by
Colin Lane and
Frank Woodley of the successful
Australian comedy duo
Lano and Woodley. The song is about a man who owns a
toupee, and who is describing all the things he is able to use it for. Some of the uses include a pot scourer, a fake beard, as an oven mit and for storing pyjamas. The song was released on their live 2005 album,
Lano & Woodley Sing Songs.