The Rime of the Ancient Pop Star* ; Macca's Got Old; He's Putting on Airs. Pundits Sneer and Row. Critics Won't Be Sending Him a Valentine - Scathing Reviews, Plenty of Whine. Knocks at His Diction, Digs at His Verse, Cries of `Pseud' and `Bore'. DJ Taylor Still Needs Him, and Says We Should Heed Him Now He's on the floor*To the Tune of `When I'm 64'
May 16, 2001; For Private Eye's "Pseud's Corner" compiler to select one of Sir Paul McCartney's newly hatched poems as the luckless victim of...