Jason Craig Derby, KS Alleged record holder for the fastest mile ever ran by a human being without spring legs. Jason can, reportedly, run a 03:42:12 breaking the current world record by .98 seconds. He is also an established body builder but refuses to compete because of dilegance surrounding the Mr.Olympia competition. Jason attempted to compete in the Iron Man competition but was unable to due to the severe climate change and the fact he couldn't wear his customized gloves. He then challenged Lance Armstrong to a bicycle race but backed out when he found that Lance lost a nut to testicular cancer, he said that he was too much of a man to compete with Lance Armstrong. Jason is also known as "Super Craig" because of his ability to jump over small buildings and push metal claws through any part of his body. He has been known to have the ability to time travel to the past and change history without consequence. W.W.J.D is also for "What Would Jason Do" after he started the successful but short lived investgation into Jesus' death.
Jason got into the private investagating business after successfully investagting Jesus' death and is currently investagating the disappearance of Amelia Earhart. Jason is also believed to be the "Big Foot Killer" in Georgia. Reports have been made that a mysterious light appeared right before the two locals found the body of the sasquatch. More recent studies have shown that Jason appeared on a satellite picture roving the Earth flying across the globe hitting the area the big foot was found.
Jason is working on his first solo singing album since the Blue Oyster Cult hit "Don't Fear the Reaper". It is scheduled to be released sometime in 2010 so it can be "perfect".
I've Been Shanghaied. Automotive Journalist Jason Craig Has Spent the Week in G Shanghai Getting an Inside View of the Chinese Grand Prix in a Trip Organised by Coventry University. He Explains Why the Erupting Icelandic Volcano May Not Be Such a Bad Thing
Apr 22, 2010; Byline: Jason Craig With the ash cloud still lingering over Western Europe, my tour guide jokingly suggests that Wmy departure...