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List of Video on Trial episodes
This is an episode guide for the MuchMusic TV series Video on Trial, containing an episode list as well as a list of verdicts.
Episodes
This list is arranged in the order in which the episodes were broadcast, and does not include spin-off "specials" (such as Stars on Trial.)Season 1: 2005 - 2006
Season 2: 2006 - 2007
| Episode | Jurors | Accused | Original airdate |
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| 201 | |||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | |||
| August 27, 2006 | ||
| 202 |
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| September 3, 2006 |
| 203 |
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| September 10, 2006 |
| 204 |
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| September 17, 2006 |
| 205 |
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| September 24, 2006 |
| 206 | |||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | |||
| October 15, 2006 | ||
| 207 |
| October 22, 2006 | |
| 208 |
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| October 29, 2006 |
| 209 |
| November 5, 2006 | |
| 210 |
| November 12, 2006 | |
| 211 |
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| November 26, 2006 |
| 212 |
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| December 17, 2006 |
| 213 | |||
| Video on Trial: '80s Superstars | |||
| December 24, 2006 | ||
| 214 | |||
| Video on Trial: Holiday Crap | |||
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| December 24, 2006 | |
| 215 | |||
| Video on Trial: Centerfold Edition | |||
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| December 31, 2006 | |
| 216 |
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| January 21, 2007 |
| 217 | |||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | |||
| January 28, 2007 | ||
| 218 |
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| February 4, 2007 |
| 219 | |||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | |||
| March 4, 2007 | ||
| 220 |
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| March 11, 2007 |
| 221 |
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| March 18, 2007 |
| 222 |
| March 25, 2007 | |
| 223 |
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| April 2, 2007 |
| 224 |
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| April 9, 2008 |
| 225 |
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| June 3, 2007 |
| 226 |
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| June 10, 2007 |
| 227 | |||
| Video on Trial: So '90s Edition | |||
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| June 17, 2007 | |
| 228 |
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| June 24, 2007 |
| 229 | |||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | |||
| July 8, 2007 | ||
| 230 | |||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | |||
| July 15, 2007 | ||
Season 3: 2007 - 2008
| Episode | Jurors | Accused | Original airdate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 301 |
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| August 12, 2007 | |
| 302 |
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| August 19, 2007 | |
| 303 |
| August 26, 2007 | ||
| 304 |
| September 8, 2007 | ||
| 305 |
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| September 30, 2007 | |
| 306 | ||||
| Video on Trial: Totally Naked Edition | ||||
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| October 14, 2007 | ||
| 307 |
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| November 5, 2007 | |
| 308 |
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| November 11, 2007 | |
| 309 |
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| November 18, 2007 | |
| 310 | ||||
| Video on Trial: One Hit Wonders Edition | ||||
| December 16, 2007 | |||
| 311 | ||||
| Video on Trial: Holiday Crap | ||||
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| December 23, 2007 | ||
| 312 |
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| February 3, 2008 | |
| 313 |
| February 10, 2008 | ||
| 314 |
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| February 17, 2008 | |
| 315 |
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| February 24, 2008 | |
| 316 | ||||
| Totally Beachin' Video on Trial | ||||
| March 9, 2008 | |||
| 317 | ||||
| Video on Trial: ♥ Barely Legal ♥ | ||||
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| March 17, 2008 | ||
| 318 |
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| March 23, 2008 | |
| 319 |
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| April 27, 2008 | |
| 320 |
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| May 4, 2008 | |
| 321 |
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| May 11, 2008 | |
| 322 |
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| May 18, 2008 | |
| 323 |
| July 7, 2008 | ||
| 324 | ||||
| Video on Trial: So '90s Edition | ||||
| July 14, 2008 | |||
| 325 | ||||
| Totally '80s Video on Trial | ||||
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| July 28, 2008 | ||
| 326 |
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| August 11, 2008 | |
Season 4: 2008 - 2009
| Episode | Jurors | Accused | Original airdate |
|---|---|---|---|
| 401 |
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| September 8, 2008 |
| 402 |
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| September 15, 2008 |
| 403 |
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| October 6, 2008 |
Verdicts
The verdicts are only of a humorous nature and are not to be taken seriously. They are arranged alphabetically, by the artist's last name or known name, or the band/group's name.| Accused | Video | Verdict | |
|---|---|---|---|
| +44 | "When Your Heart Stops Beating" | Sentenced to continue being bound and gagged by one cord. | |
| 2Pac feat. Dr. Dre | "California Love" | Sentenced to stop releasing albums because ghosts can't rap. | |
| 30 Seconds to Mars | "From Yesterday" | Sentenced to 30 years on Mars. Without their instruments. | |
| 30 Seconds to Mars | "The Kill" | Sentenced to watch every episode of Full House and wonder which Olsen twin is being used in each scene featuring Michelle Tanner. | |
| 50 Cent feat. Nate Dogg | "21 Questions" | ??? | |
| 50 Cent featuring Olivia | "Candy Shop" | Sentenced to "fiddy" whips by a video chicken. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to stop letting his penis direct his music videos. (Verdict #2) | |
| 50 Cent | "I Get Money" | Sentenced to get a G.E.D. | |
| 50 Cent feat. Snoop Dogg | "P.I.M.P." | Sentenced to notify Snoop that he's less of a P.I.M.P. and more of a W.I.M.P. | |
| 50 Cent feat. Akon | "Still Will" | Sentenced to attend Killers Anonymous. | |
| 50 Cent | "Window Shopper" | ??? | |
| 98 Degrees | "This Gift" | Sentenced to stop making videos that are as predictable as a wrapped-up Toblerone. | |
| Paula Abdul | "Cold Hearted" | Sentenced to stop requesting a transfer to "Colombian Idol". | |
| AFI | "Girl's Not Grey" | Sentenced to reveal that A. F. I. stands for "Audio For Idiots". | |
| AFI | "Miss Murder" | Sentenced to stop giving their hand-me-downs to Jared Leto. | |
| Afroman | "Because I Got High" | ??? | |
| Christina Aguilera | "Ain't No Other Man" | Sentenced to let archaeologists "dig for face" beneath her thousands of layers of pancake make-up. | |
| Christina Aguilera feat. Lil' Kim | "Can't Hold Us Down" | Sentenced to notify the local water filtration plant whenever she showers. | |
| Christina Aguilera | "Candyman" | Sentenced to realize that there's a difference between going down with the ship and going down on the ship. | |
| Christina Aguilera | "Dirrty" | Sentenced to take a warm bath in a hot vat of Purel. | |
| Christina Aguilera | "Fighter" | Sentenced to save her career through re-skankification. | |
| Christina Aguilera | "Genie in a Bottle" | Sentenced to get a DNA test proving that Aladdin is her baby's father. | |
| Christina Aguilera | "Hurt" | Sentenced to bring her skanky back. | |
| Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim and Pink | "Lady Marmalade" | Sentenced to appear in the spin-off "Poor Use of Lingerie on Trial". | |
| a-ha | "Take on Me" | Sentenced to hire a sketch artist to draw themselves a new career. | |
| Akon | "Don't Matter" | Sentenced to change his name to Con or Ex-Con. | |
| Akon feat. Eminem | "Smack That" | Sentenced to stop bogarting Eminem's talent. | |
| Alien Ant Farm | "Smooth Criminal" | Sentenced to recognize that punk and comedy go together like Tara Reid and proportionate breasts. | |
| The All-American Rejects | "Dirty Little Secret" | Sentenced to vanish from your iPod within the month. | |
| Lily Allen | "Alfie" | Sentenced to move to Sesame Street. | |
| Lily Allen | "LDN" | Sentenced to move to Winnipeg. | |
| Lily Allen | "Smile" | Sentenced to get rid of her 18-gallon bucket of ice cream and her Sex and the City DVD box set. | |
| Aly & AJ | "Rush" | Sentenced to prove they can play guitar, because no one's buying it. | |
| ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead | "Naked Sun" | Sentenced to add a few more unneeded words to their band name. | |
| Angels and Airwaves | "Secret Crowds" | Sentenced to find their lost sense of humour. | |
| Aqua | "Barbie Girl" | Sentenced to continue plans to release the "My Royalty Checks Keep on Getting Smaller" Barbie. | |
| Arctic Monkeys | "When the Sun Goes Down" | ??? | |
| Ashanti | "Good Good" | Sentenced to wake up and smell the cheating husband already. | |
| Ashanti | "The Way That I Love You" | Senteced to start writing a love song to her new cellmate Luba. | |
| Audioslave | "Doesn't Remind Me" | Sentenced to continue watching Murder, She Wrote on the tour bus. | |
| Audioslave | "Original Fire" | Sentenced to continue being ultimate band for men who sport mullets. | |
| Avenged Sevenfold | "Bat Country" | Sentenced to an eternity listening to their frat-boy fans yell out "You dudes rule!" at concerts. | |
| Backstreet Boys | "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" | Sentenced to get Kevin back! This video is evidence that you're just not the same without him. | |
| Backstreet Boys | "Just Want You to Know" | Sentenced to cease all attempts to increase their 15 minutes of fame. | |
| Backstreet Boys | "Larger Than Life" | Sentenced to become quieter than silent. | |
| Baha Men | "Who Let the Dogs Out?" | Sentenced to pick up all the dog s*** they left at the beach. | |
| The Bangles | "Walk Like an Egyptian" | Sentenced to shave their mullets and put on some makeup so people will actually think they're women. | |
| Basement Jaxx | "Where's Your Head At?" | Sentenced to realize the "double X" in their name is as cool as a pair of uggs. | |
| Beastie Boys | "Ch-Check It Out" | Sentenced to crimes against hair with Chad Kroeger. | |
| Beastie Boys | "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)" | Sentenced to fight for their right to be relevant again. | |
| Beastie Boys | "Triple Trouble" | Sentenced to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. | |
| Beck | "Sexx Laws" | Sentenced to only release videos on Halloween. | |
| Natasha Bedingfield | "Pocketful of Sunshine" | Sentenced to hand out a pocketful of earplugs. | |
| Natasha Bedingfield | "Unwritten" | Sentenced to leave her next album completely "unwritten." | |
| Beyoncé feat. Shakira | "Beautiful Liar" | Sentenced to continue being the ultimate three-way. | |
| Beyoncé | "Crazy in Love" | Sentenced to have her legs registered as loaded weapons. | |
| Beyoncé | "Irreplaceable" | Sentenced to sign a massive pre-nup with Jay-Z. | |
| Beyoncé | "Naughty Girl" | Sentenced to stop making guys want to cheat on their girlfriends. | |
| Beyoncé | "Ring the Alarm" | Sentenced to stop threatening to "kick the court's ass". | |
| Beyoncé | "Upgrade U" | Sentenced to release her follow-up single, "Supersize U". | |
| Black Eyed Peas | "Don't Phunk with My Heart" | Sentenced to stop being so motherphunking terrible. | |
| Black Eyed Peas | "My Humps" | Sentenced to death by label rejection. | |
| Black Eyed Peas | "Pump It" | Sentenced to invent their own video game called "Grand Theft Talent". | |
| blink-182 | "All the Small Things" | Sentenced to 4 hours of manscaping. | |
| blink-182 | "Feeling This" | ??? | |
| blink-182 | "First Date" | Sentenced to realize their fake mustaches make them look cool. | |
| blink-182 | "I Miss You" | ??? | |
| blink-182 | "What's My Age Again?" | Sentenced to get a set of birthday suits that don't induce vomiting. | |
| Bloodhound Gang | "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" | Sentenced to headline Jock Jams 17. | |
| Blue October | "Hate Me" | Sentenced to realize that if "blue angel" means lighting a fart, then "Blue October" must mean micing a fart. | |
| Bow Wow feat. Ciara | "Like You" | Sentenced to use a booster seat when driving his Hummer. | |
| Bow Wow feat. T-Pain and Johntá Austin | "Outta My System" | Sentenced to wipe away his tears with his diamond and gold-encrusted handkerchief. | |
| Bow Wow feat. Chris Brown and Johntá Austin | "Shortie Like Mine" | Sentenced to realize that dropping "Lil'" from your name doesn't automatically make you taller. | |
| Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne | "Gimme That" | ??? | |
| Chris Brown feat. T-Pain | "Kiss Kiss" | Sentenced to kiss kiss his shot at love with Tila Tequila goodbye. | |
| Chris Brown | "Say Goodbye" | Sentenced to continue being more successful than you'll ever be. | |
| Chris Brown | "Wall to Wall" | Sentenced to reshoot the video after watching Blackula and The Lost Boys. | |
| Chris Brown | "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" | Sentenced to stop stalking and do what every other successful musician does: Buy love. | |
| Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins and Mr. Collipark | "Ms. New Booty" | Sentenced to 200 hours of community service with the "Save the Booty Foundation". | |
| Busta Rhymes feat. Kelis and will.i.am | "I Love My Chick" | Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Steven Segal action flick. | |
| Busta Rhymes | "Touch It" | Sentenced to a cage fight with MC Hammer and The Vengaboys. | |
| Mariah Carey | "All I Want for Christmas Is You" | Sentenced to admit that all she wants for Christmas is Tommy Mottola and a nutcracker. | |
| Mariah Carey | "Don't Forget About Us" | Sentenced to stop kissing in soccer nets in order to avoid getting hit by a soccer ball. | |
| Mariah Carey | "Heartbreaker" | ??? | |
| Mariah Carey | "Shake It Off" | Sentenced to appear in People Magazine's "Sexiest Women Under 70" issue. | |
| Mariah Carey | "Touch My Body" | Sentenced to be mistaken for a hooker. | |
| Mariah Carey | "We Belong Together" | Sentenced to a career arc similar to that of Eric Roberts. | |
| Mariah Carey feat. Snoop Dogg | "Say Somethin'" | Sentenced to be a little less sexy, a little more 45 candles... or however old she is... | |
| Aaron Carter | "Aaron's Party (Come and Get It)" | Sentenced to realize that he is the real Hannah Montana. | |
| Cassie | "Long Way 2 Go" | Sentenced to 3 months at the Ashlee Simpson Institute for the Craptastic. | |
| Cham feat. Alicia Keys | "Ghetto Story Pt. 2" | Sentenced to keep on co-opting other people's fame until someone can begin to co-opt his. | |
| Chamillionaire | "Grown and Sexy" | Sentenced to convert his video into a movie called "Robot Supermodels on a Plane". | |
| Chamillionaire feat. Slick Rick | "Hip Hop Police" | Sentenced to have his lips permanently sewn to Jay-Z's ass. | |
| Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone | "Ridin'" | Sentenced to ride his "low rider" straight to hell. | |
| Ciara feat. Ludacris | "Oh" | Sentenced to continue being the queen of crunk. | |
| Kelly Clarkson | "Behind These Hazel Eyes" | Sentenced to thank God she was never eaten by Ruben Studdard. | |
| Kelly Clarkson | "Never Again" | Sentenced to begin working on her comeback album. | |
| Kelly Clarkson | "Since U Been Gone" | Sentenced to continue to be a hotter chick than Clay Aiken. | |
| Kelly Clarkson | "Walk Away" | Sentenced to "walk away" from the music industry. | |
| Cobra Starship feat. William Beckett, Travis McCoy and Maja Ivarsson | "Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)" | Sentenced to return to the sucky bands from whence they came. | |
| Cobra Starship | "The Church of Hot Addiction" | Sentenced to ride their starship back to their home planet of D-Listia. | |
| Cobra Starship | "The City Is at War" | Sentenced to continue making amazing videos for absolutely terrible songs. | |
| Color Me Badd | "I Wanna Sex You Up" | Sentenced to stop gluing their pubes to their upper lips. | |
| Coldplay | "The Hardest Part" | Sentenced to have no plans for their next video. | |
| Coldplay | "Talk" | Sentenced to cease on having the always baked Prince Harry direct their videos. | |
| Common feat. Lily Allen | "Drivin' Me Wild" | Sentenced to feature a silencer for his next song. | |
| Creed | "My Sacrifice" | Sentenced to do a rosary for every stripper. | |
| Culture Club | "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" | Sentenced to realize the irony in the progression of their career from making trash to picking up trash. | |
| Culture Club | "Karma Chameleon" | Sentenced to make it up to karma by retiring. | |
| Miley Cyrus | "Start All Over" | Sentenced to have her dreams analyzed...Because that $#@% is messed up. | |
| D12 | "My Band" | Sentenced to perform on the Carrot Top tour. | |
| D4L | "Laffy Taffy" | Sentenced to spank their Super Soakers on their own time. | |
| Danity Kane | "Damaged" | Sentenced to ride their space ship back to Cougar Island. | |
| Daughtry | "It's Not Over" | Sentenced to change their name to "Theory of a Creedleback". | |
| The Darkness | "Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)" | Sentenced to have their career walk towards the light. | |
| The Darkness | "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" | Sentenced to 3 years at the fashion reformatory for the chronically British. | |
| The Darkness | "Is It Just Me?" | Sentenced to stop brushing their teeth with Coke. | |
| The Darkness | "One Way Ticket" | ??? | |
| A Day to Remember | "Since U Been Gone" | Sentenced to let Kelly Clarkson cover one of their songs...it couldn't be any less successful. | |
| Shawn Desman | "Let's Go" | Sentenced to return the rental sports car. | |
| Destiny's Child | "8 Days of Christmas" | Sentenced to recognize the true meaning of Christmas — cheating on loved ones at the office Christmas party. | |
| Destiny's Child | "Survivor" | Sentenced to stay 100 yards away from camouflage bikinis for the next 10 years. | |
| Devo | "Whip It" | Sentenced to do a commercial for "The Clapper." | |
| Diddy feat. Nicole Scherzinger | "Come to Me" | Sentenced to team up with Mr. T for a duet called "Diddy The Fool". | |
| DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince | "Parents Just Don't Understand" | Sentenced to continue being a more effective sedative than anyhting Paula Abdul has in her purse. | |
| DJ Khaled featuring Akon, T.I., Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Birdman and Lil Wayne | "We Takin' Over" | Sentenced to do the traffic report in Regina. | |
| The-Dream feat. Fabolous | "Shawty Is a 10" | Sentenced to agree that if something is shoddy, it can't be a ten. | |
| Hilary Duff | "So Yesterday" | ??? | |
| Hilary Duff | "Stranger" | Sentenced to host a new reality show called America Has No Talent. | |
| Hilary Duff | "Wake Up" | Sentenced to go to London and party with Britain's royal bad boy, Prince Harry. | |
| Hilary Duff | "With Love" | Sentenced to stop feeling insecure about not being in rehab. | |
| Hilary and Haylie Duff | "Our Lips Are Sealed" | ??? | |
| Duran Duran | "Rio" | Sentenced to watch Hedley's version of their video. | |
| Duran Duran | "The Wild Boys" | Sentenced to admit that, at some point, they got it on with your mother. | |
| Missy Elliott | "Ching-a-Ling" | Sentenced to spend some ching-a-ling and get this shown at the IMAX where the glasses are free. | |
| Missy Elliott | "Lose Control" | Sentenced to be buried alive until she turns blue. | |
| Missy Elliott | "Pass That Dutch" | Sentenced to do a duet with Cheech and Chong. | |
| Missy Elliott | "Work It" | Sentenced to warn potheads that her videos may "harsh their mellow." | |
| Eminem | "Ass Like That" | Sentenced to have a slinky up his ass. | |
| Eminem | "Just Lose It" | Sentenced to learn how `Bad Comedy' can hurt people by watching the entire first season DVD of King of Queens - with director commentary | |
| Eminem | "Stan" | Sentenced to hope that his fan letters to Vanilla Ice never surface. | |
| Eminem | "When I'm Gone" | Sentenced to lighten the f*@k up already! | |
| Eminem feat. 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks & Ca$his | "You Don't Know" | Sentenced to keep on teaming up with every hip-hop star who isn't MC Hammer. | |
| Enur feat. Natasha | "Calabria 2008" | Sentenced to record the soundtrack to the next Buns of Steel DVD. | |
| Evanescence | "Call Me When You're Sober" | Sentenced to "call me when they're better". | |
| Evanescence | "Lithium" | Sentenced to stop being more depressing than those Ben Johnson power drink commercials. | |
| Evanescence | "Everybody's Fool" | Sentenced to stop making music that sounds like a Leon's commercial. | |
| Eve feat. Swizz Beatz | "Tambourine" | Sentenced to spend the rest of her life at band camp. | |
| Fall Out Boy | "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"" | Sentenced to stop using The Simpsons as inspiration for Jebus' sake! | |
| Fall Out Boy | "Beat It" | Sentenced to quit doing covers and go back to writing their own crappy music (Actually, they should stop doing that). | |
| Fall Out Boy | "Dance, Dance" | ??? | |
| Fall Out Boy | "Sugar, We're Goin Down" | Sentenced to the more appropriate Simpsons-inspired name of "Worst Band Ever". | |
| Fall Out Boy | ""The Take Over, The Breaks Over"" | Sentenced to have their skinny jeans permanently removed. | |
| Fall Out Boy | "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" | Sentenced to have the lead singer lay off the ham sandwiches. | |
| Fall Out Boy | "Thnks fr th Mmrs" | Sentenced to help control the pet population by being spayed or neutered. | |
| Fatboy Slim | "The Rockafeller Skank" | Sentenced to reveal that in the title "Rockafeller Skank", the word "Rockafeller" stands for "Paris Hilton is a". | |
| Kevin Federline | "Lose Control" | Sentenced to keep on pursuing custody of his pot. | |
| Fergie | "Big Girls Don't Cry" | Sentenced to date Linus from Charlie Brown. | |
| Fergie | "Clumsy" | Sentenced to stop releasing songs and put "The Duchess" to rest. | |
| Fergie | "Fergalicious" | Sentenced to cancel plans to release her next single "Hollaback Guy". | |
| Fergie feat. Ludacris | "Glamorous" | Sentenced to keep "keepin it real"-ish. | |
| Fergie | "London Bridge" | Sentenced to Google the phrase "Shameless Gwen Stefani Impersonator" and see what turns up. | |
| The Flaming Lips | "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" | Sentenced to attract women more their age group by taping some Metamucil to their privates. | |
| Flo Rida feat. Timbaland | "Elevator" | Sentenced to quit being so lazy and take the stairs. And is court-ordered to clean that elevator by hand. | |
| Flo Rida feat. will.i.am | "In the Ayer" | Sentenced to change his name to "Sask Atchewan." | |
| Foo Fighters | "Everlong" | Sentenced to never again wear wigs in their future videos. | |
| Foo Fighters | "Learn to Fly" | Sentenced to leave the bad mustaches and pot smoking to K-Fed. | |
| Foo Fighters | "Long Road to Ruin" | Sentenced to go on John Stamos and Rick Springfield's reunion tour. | |
| Foo Fighters | "Resolve" | Sentenced to realize that even Mr. T pities them. | |
| Willa Ford | "I Wanna Be Bad" | Sentenced to realize that the only hits she'll have from now on are courtesy of her crack pipe. | |
| Fountains of Wayne | "Stacy's Mom" | Sentenced to speed up production on their new song, "Stacy's Grandmom". | |
| Franz Ferdinand | "Do You Want To" | Sentenced to just get it over with and have sex with each other. | |
| Franz Ferdinand | "Walk Away" | Sentenced to keep making theater students look tough. | |
| G-Unit | "Stunt 101" | Sentenced to remember that "Too many cooks spoil the rap song". | |
| The Game feat. Kanye West | "Wouldn't Get Far" | Sentenced to stop complaing about others and just have sex with himself. | |
| Girlicious | "Stupid S***" | Sentenced to fire Robin Antin...or at least stop letting her direct your videos and go back to what she's best at...collagen injections. | |
| Gnarls Barkley | "Crazy" | Sentenced to keep making videos that deliver a hallucinogenic contact buzz. | |
| Gnarls Barkley | "Gone Daddy Gone" | Sentenced to be the first video reviewed on the newly created spin-off "Stoners On Trial". | |
| Gnarls Barkley | "Run" | Sentenced to shoot his next video on a merry-go-round. | |
| Gnarls Barkley | "Who's Gonna Save My Soul" | Sentenced to go on the "Who's Gonna Save My Soul" world tour with Jewel. | |
| Good Charlotte | "Boys and Girls" | ??? | |
| Good Charlotte | "I Just Wanna Live" | Sentenced to solitary confinement for their own safety. | |
| Good Charlotte feat. M. Shadows and Synyster Gates | "The River" | Sentenced to stop bathing in Rogaine. | |
| Tom Green | "Teachers Suck" | Sentenced to a school with "Weird Al" Yankovic. | |
| Green Day | "Basket Case" | Sentenced to realize they were the original American idiots. | |
| Green Day | "Jesus of Suburbia" | Sentenced to cease production on their next video, "Moses of Suburbia". | |
| Green Day | "Wake Me Up When September Ends" | Sentenced to make a less depressing video about stuff like candy and rainbows. | |
| Guns N' Roses | "Welcome to the Jungle" | Sentenced to quit all the lame side projects and make f***ing rock and roll again. | |
| Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump | "Clothes Off | " | Sentenced to bet their career playing roulette...And hopefully lose. |
| Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump | "Cupid's Chokehold" | Sentenced to stop telling us to look at his girlfirend. We get it - She's hot. | |
| Haddaway | "What Is Love" | Sentenced to continue having to pay for "love" by the hour. | |
| Hanson | "MMMBop" | Sentenced to stop pestering MuchMusic for their royalties. | |
| Hedley | "She's So Sorry" | Sentenced to apologize for their existence. | |
| hellogoodbye | "Here (In Your Arms)" | Sentenced to keep on sounding like a mix of Weezer and Cher. | |
| High School Musical 2 cast | "What Time Is It?" | Sentenced to drop the act. We all know you're not squeaky clean...Yeah, we're looking at you, Vanessa. | |
| Paris Hilton | "Nothing in This World" | Sentenced to have a Video On Trial viewer add her picture to the Wikipedia entry for "loser". | |
| Hinder | "Better Than Me" | Sentenced to stop cheating over Chad Kroeger's shoulder, because all of the answers are wrong anyway. | |
| Hinder | "Lips of an Angel" | Sentenced to realize the irony that "Lips of an Angel" is being sung by the lips of an a**hole. | |
| The Hives | "Tick Tick Boom" | Sentenced to eight years of teaching fingerpainting to pre-schoolers. | |
| Brooke Hogan feat. Paul Wall | "About Us" | Sentenced to smash a folding chair over Paul Wall's back. | |
| Hoobastank | "The Reason" | Sentenced to include an album advisory sticker with a warning that their lyrics may offend all. | |
| Whitney Houston | "How Will I Know" | Sentenced to clean up the mess she is...Oh sorry, the mess she made. | |
| Whitney Houston | "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)" | Sentenced to dance with somebody while Bobby lap-dances with somebody else. | |
| Vanessa Hudgens | "Sneakernight" | Sentenced to release her follow-up single "Hooker Boots." | |
| Billy Idol | "White Wedding" | Sentenced to a white funeral. | |
| Enrique Iglesias | "Addicted" | Sentenced to keep on giving old people an alternative to Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. | |
| Enrique Iglesias | "Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song)" | Sentenced to grow some balls of his own. | |
| Enrique Iglesias | "Hero" | ??? | |
| Janet Jackson | "Feedback" | Sentenced to give up the hot dogs, twinkies, and extra large Slurpees so she can look more like the alien version of herself. | |
| Janet Jackson feat. Khia | "So Excited" | Sentenced to put her clothes back on — but only because she's 90. | |
| Michael Jackson | "Bad" | Sentenced to...Well, what he should have been - And remain as a fugitive in his homeland of Switzerland. | |
| Michael Jackson | "Beat It" | Sentenced to beat it with someone his own age. | |
| Michael Jackson | "Billie Jean" | Sentenced to buy a face toupee. | |
| Michael Jackson | "Black or White" | Sentenced to beat it, just beat it (And I'm not referring to Macaulay Culkin). | |
| Michael Jackson | "Thriller" | Sentenced to nothing — his lawyers were too good. | |
| Randy Jackson feat. Paula Abdul | "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" | Sentenced to be talent judges on the highest rated show on television and make millions of dollars. ("Somehow, that doesn't seem fair...") | |
| Jimi Jamison | "I'm Always Here" | Sentenced to stop partying like its 1979. | |
| Jay-Z | "99 Problems" | Sentenced to death by firing squad. | |
| Jibbs | "Chain Hang Low" | Sentenced to ask Santa for a gold record. | |
| Jimmy Eat World | "The Middle" | Sentenced to remain but a distant memory in our minds. | |
| Jingle Cats | "White Christmas" † | Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever. | |
| JoJo | "How to Touch a Girl" | Sentenced to make sure R. Kelly never sees this video. | |
| JoJo | "Too Little, Too Late" | Sentenced to celebrate her 16th birthday amidst declining album sales and a surplus of unsold concert t-shirts. | |
| Jonas Brothers feat. Big Rob | "Burnin' Up" | Sentenced to continue being the best pedophile bait on the market. | |
| Jonas Brothers | "SOS" | Sentenced to learn to swim...Their boat won't stay afloat forever. | |
| Kelis feat. Too Short | "Bossy" | Sentenced to change nothing — well, with the possible exception of "everything". | |
| Kelis | "Milkshake" | Sentenced to 5 years of chest arrest. | |
| R. Kelly feat. Usher | "Same Girl" | Sentenced to go back to writing songs, not episodes of Y&R. | |
| R. Kelly | "Trapped in the Closet Pt. 1" | Sentenced to buy a Coleman stove for those extended closet stays. | |
| Alicia Keys | "Teenage Love Affair" | Sentenced to play a senior citizen in her next video: "Retirement Home Love Affair". | |
| Kid Rock | "American Badass" | Sentenced to shave his pubic mullet. | |
| Kid Sister feat. Kanye West | "Pro Nails" | Sentenced to open up her own pro nails shop focusing on people with ingrowns and athlete's foot. | |
| The Killers | "All These Things That I've Done" | Sentenced to come up with an original thought. | |
| The Killers | "Bones" | Sentenced to realize that having sex with a skeleton is gross. | |
| The Killers | "Don't Shoot Me Santa" | Sentenced to put Santa through a meat grinder and feed him to Rudolph. | |
| The Killers | "For Reasons Unknown" | Sentenced to keep us wondering how they ever got famous. | |
| The Killers | "Mr. Brightside" | Sentenced to hire Carrot Top for their next video. | |
| The Killers | "Read My Mind" | Sentenced to stop taking their video ideas from Paula Abdul. | |
| The Killers | "When You Were Young" | Sentenced to stop being more "British" than Prince Harry having sex with a custard scone. | |
| Sean Kingston | "Beautiful Girls" | Sentenced to hook up with Eva Longoria on season 16 of The Surreal Life. | |
| Sean Kingston | "Me Love" | Sentenced to apologize to Led Zeppelin for completely destroying what was a perfectly good song. | |
| Korn | "Freak on a Leash" | Sentenced to stop making videos that look like the new Garfield movie. | |
| Korn | "Twisted Transistor" | Sentenced to stop making songs that already sound like Weird Al's parody version. | |
| Nick Lachey | "What's Left of Me" | Sentenced to rejoin his 98 Degrees bandmates on the D-list. | |
| Cyndi Lauper | "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" | Sentenced to cease production on her new single, "Girls Just Want to Chillax." | |
| Cyndi Lauper | "She Bop" | Sentenced to stop sitting on her Dirt Devil Extreme. | |
| Avril Lavigne | "Complicated" | Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Pizza Pocket commercial. | |
| Lady GaGa feat. Colby O'Donis | "Just Dance" | Sentenced to use her extensions to clean up the puke at her party. | |
| Lady Sovereign | "Love Me or Hate Me" | Sentenced to change her title to "Lady Wonhitte of Wondershire." | |
| LeToya | "Torn" | Sentenced to sing about stuff that people actually care about, such as Cool Ranch Doritos and dog robots. | |
| Lil Mama | "Lip Gloss" | Sentenced to start picking out baby names. | |
| Lil Mama feat. Chris Brown and T-Pain | "Shawty Get Loose" | Sentenced to rip off something that's more attainable, like, maybe a Heidi Montag video. | |
| Lil Wayne | "A Milli" | Sentenced to try to spend at least a thousand...a thousand...a thousand...thousand, thousand on his next joint. | |
| Lil Wayne feat. T-Pain | "Got Money" | Sentenced to build a house for Katrina victims out of his CDs that are popping up in garbage bins all across America. | |
| Lil Wayne feat. Static Major | "Lollipop" | Sentenced to get his lollipop tested. | |
| Limp Bizkit | "Behind Blue Eyes" | Sentenced to an eternity in rock and rap hell. | |
| Limp Bizkit | "Break Stuff" | Sentenced to apologize to Pauly Shore. | |
| Lindsay Lohan | "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" | Sentenced to buy a new father. | |
| Lindsay Lohan | "Over" | Sentenced to go from acting and singing to early retirement. | |
| Lindsay Lohan | "Rumors" | Sentenced to spend more time on her boobs and less time in the booth. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to realize that sometimes where there's smoke, there's a crappy singer. (Verdict #2) | |
| Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J | "All I Have" | Sentenced to wait next time until she gets her presents, and then f*** off on Boxing Day like everyone else. | |
| Jennifer Lopez | "Do It Well" | Sentenced to continue her quest to become America's next top cage fighter. | |
| Jennifer Lopez feat. Fabolous | "Get Right" | Sentenced to eight consecutive life sentences. | |
| Jennifer Lopez feat. Styles P and Jadakiss | "Jenny from the Block" | Sentenced to answer the BEP question "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk? Inside your trunk?" | |
| Courtney Love | "Mono" | Sentenced to continue discovering new forms of STDs. | |
| Ludacris | "Get Back" | ??? | |
| Ludacris feat. Pharrell | "Money Maker" | Sentenced to buy another item you can't afford and then tell you all about how awesome it is. | |
| Ludacris | "Number One Spot" | Sentenced to let Mini-Me just be a TV Commercial. | |
| Ludacris feat. Sandy Coffee | "Splash Waterfalls" | ??? | |
| Ludacris | "Stand Up" | Sentenced to stop making videos that make him look like a prop comic. | |
| Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland | "4 Minutes" | Sentenced to wear slippers and a baggy housecoat like every other 80 year old woman. | |
| Madonna | "Hung Up" | Sentenced to stop making dance music before another Vogue invasion. | |
| Madonna | "Like a Virgin" | Sentenced to adopt Trevor Boris and take him to England. | |
| Madonna | "Open Your Heart" | Sentenced to "open your heart" to A-Rod. He's your soulmate, for God sakes. | |
| Madonna | "Papa Don't Preach" | Sentenced to continue being the sexiest 70-year old on the planet. | |
| Madonna | "Sorry" | Sentenced to re-invent herself. | |
| Marianas Trench | "Shake Tramp" | Sentenced to continue pursuing their dream of becoming Canada's next top My Chemical Romance cover band. | |
| Marilyn Manson | "The Dope Show" | Sentenced to lose the makeup and the minor and move back into his parent's basement. | |
| Marilyn Manson | "Tainted Love" | Sentenced to stop coming to our parties and creeping out our sisters' friends. | |
| Maroon 5 | "Goodnight Goodnight" | Sentenced to appear as the bar band in daytime soaps. | |
| Maroon 5 | "She Will Be Loved" | Sentenced to death by an alien or a dinosaur. | |
| Maroon 5 | "Wake Up Call" | Sentenced to buy a convertible like everyone else trying to compensate for a a small penis. | |
| Maroon 5 | "Won't Go Home Without You" | Sentenced to date women based solely on their personalities. | |
| Ricky Martin | "Livin' la Vida Loca" | Sentenced to manage Menudo: The Next Generation. | |
| Ricky Martin | "She Bangs" | Sentenced to keep asking his agent if The Surreal Life has called back. | |
| Massari | "Be Easy" | Sentenced to cease production on the video where he pretends to own the Space Shuttle. | |
| Jesse McCartney | "Beautiful Soul" | Sentenced to put a "may cause drowsiness" sticker on future albums. | |
| Menudo | "Hold Me" | Sentenced to find a woman their own age. Or man. Whatever. Who are we to judge? | |
| Metallica | "St. Anger" | Sentenced to admit that "St. Anger" is actually the patron saint of bad music. | |
| Methods of Mayhem | "Get Naked" | Sentenced to put a muzzle on Tommy Lee's radioactive penis. | |
| MGMT | "Time to Pretend" | Sentenced to say no to drugs. It might be helping your music, but it's killing your image. | |
| Mika | "Grace Kelly" | Sentenced to go through puberty. | |
| Mika | "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)" | Sentenced to admit he really thinks big boys are beautiful. | |
| Christina Milian | "Dip It Low" | Sentenced to switch to using watercolor paints when engaging in sexual activity. | |
| Milli Vanilli | "Girl You Know Its True" | Sentenced to stop blaming it on the rain and just blame it on acid reflux. | |
| Mims | "This Is Why I'm Hot" | Sentenced to come out with his own line of mirrors. | |
| Moby | "We Are All Made of Stars" | Sentenced to eat a rogaine sandwich. | |
| Modest Mouse | "Dashboard" | Sentenced to start fishing for an original sound. | |
| Heidi Montag | "Higher" | Sentenced to record her next single with the silencer on. | |
| Heidi Montag | "Overdosin'" | Sentenced to live out her destiny and pose for Playboy. | |
| Mötley Crüe | "Smokin' In the Boys Room" | Sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in detention. | |
| My Chemical Romance | "Helena" | Sentenced to be prominently featured on the playlist for late night DND sessions. | |
| My Chemical Romance | "I Don't Love You" | Sentenced to divorce their lead singer. | |
| My Chemical Romance | "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" | Sentenced to lighten the hell up. | |
| My Chemical Romance | "Teenagers" | Sentenced to trade fans with Hilary Duff. | |
| My Chemical Romance | "The Ghost of You" | Sentenced to get their lunch money stolen by bullies. | |
| My Chemical Romance | "Welcome to the Black Parade" | Sentenced to stop forcing Video On Trial to come up with new ways to call them nerds. | |
| N.E.R.D | "Everyone Nose" | Sentenced to S.T.O.P making their music. | |
| N.E.R.D | "Lapdance" | Sentenced to a lifetime of awkward first dates with no sex. | |
| Nas feat. will.i.am | "Hip Hop Is Dead" | Sentenced to recognize that if hip-hop is dead...Then emo is double dead. | |
| Naughty by Nature | "Hip Hop Hooray" | Sentenced to wash Paris Hilton's underwear. | |
| Nelly | "Hot in Herre" | Sentenced to apologize for making pit stains hot. | |
| Nelly and St. Lunatics | "Batter Up" | Sentenced to do a video about bobsledding. | |
| Nelly feat. Paul Wall and Ali & Gipp | "Grillz" | ??? | |
| Nelly feat. Fergie | "Party People" | Sentenced to find out where his next paycheck is at. | |
| Nelly feat. Christina Aguilera | "Tilt Ya Head Back" | Sentenced to stop giving "The Depression" a bad name. | |
| Ne-Yo | "When You're Mad" | Sentenced to give a public apology and a life of abstinence. | |
| New Kids on the Block feat. Ne-Yo | "Single" | Sentenced to realize that reunions aren't for everybody. | |
| New Kids on the Block | "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" | Sentenced to begin most of their sentences with "I used to be..." | |
| Olivia Newton-John | "Physical" | Sentenced to get John Travolta more physical so he'll look a little less like Jabba the Hut and a little more like Danny Zuko. | |
| Nickelback | "Rockstar" | Sentenced to get off Video on Trial and stay off. | |
| Nickelback | "Someday" | Sentenced to someday find a sound that's...Well...A little less Nickelback. | |
| Nirvana | "Smells Like Teen Spirit" | Sentenced to rub used gym socks and Gummi Bears on themselves. | |
| No Doubt | "Ex-Girlfriend" | ??? | |
| No Doubt | "Hella Good" | Sentenced to continue obtaining signatures on their "Bring Back Gwen" petition. | |
| No Doubt | "It's My Life" | Sentenced to pray really hard that Gwen returns to the band. | |
| *NSYNC | "Bye Bye Bye" | ??? | |
| *NSYNC | "I Drive Myself Crazy" | Sentenced to become even more "crazy" by trading Justin to the Backstreet Boys in exchange for AJ. | |
| *NSYNC | "It's Gonna Be Me" | Sentenced to a lifetime of being asked about Justin. | |
| *NSYNC | "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" | Sentenced to wish that they're on Justin's gift list. | |
| Obie Trice | "Got Some Teeth" | Sentenced to dental sensitivity training. | |
| The Offspring | "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" | Sentenced to realize unlike everything else from the '90s, they will never come back in style. | |
| OneRepublic | "Stop and Stare" | Sentenced to stay in the desert. A roach motel in the middle of nowhere is perfect for keeping you off the radar for a while. | |
| Outkast feat. Scar and Sleepy Brown | "Morris Brown" | Sentenced to keep on staying together by not playing together. | |
| Outkast | "Roses" | Sentenced to reduce their `Poo-Related' content, and cease production on their new album "Dirty Sanchez." | |
| Outkast feat. Sleepy Brown | "The Way You Move" | Sentenced to visit a real mechanic & suffer through the residual overcharging & smell of day-old farts. | |
| Kelly Osbourne | "Papa Don't Preach" | Sentenced to stop making songs that make people preach for an Ozzy Osbourne album. | |
| Panic! at the Disco | "But It's Better If You Do" | Sentenced to Google the word "creativity." | |
| Panic! at the Disco | "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" | ??? | |
| Panic! at the Disco | "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" | Sentenced to realize that, with the exception of nothing, Panic! at the Disco are Fall Out Boy. | |
| Panic! at the Disco | "Nine in the Afternoon" | Sentenced to actually start paying people to come up with pitches for their videos. | |
| Panic! at the Disco | "That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)" | Sentenced to ride off into the sunset on their penny-farthings. | |
| Papa Roach | "Scars" | Sentenced to continue rockin' the iPod in white-boy frat houses everywhere. | |
| Paramore | "Misery Business" | Sentenced to shave their lady mullets. | |
| Ray Parker Jr. | "Ghostbusters" | Sentenced to drop the "Jr." in order to save his father the embarrassment. | |
| Sean Paul | "Temperature" | Sentenced to realize that snowsuits don't equal sexy. | |
| Sean Paul | "We Be Burnin'" | Sentenced to stop "we-be-burnin'" up the atmosphere by getting rid of his Hummer. | |
| P!nk | "Don't Let Me Get Me" | Sentenced to give up the anti-corporate fight and get a tattoo of Mickey Mouse holding a Nike swoosh. | |
| P!nk | "Just Like a Pill" | Sentence to stop falling in to the 'Easy-Rhyme' trap by listening to rap, and not making music that sounds like crap. | |
| P!nk | "Stupid Girls" | Sentenced to scientifically identify how she is any different from Lindsay Lohan. | |
| P!nk | "Trouble" | Sentenced to 3 months in a country jail. | |
| P!nk | "U + Ur Hand" | Sentenced to go back to imitating sexy celebs. | |
| P!nk | "Who Knew" | Sentenced to continue making fun of her stupid girls, but without her stupid curls. | |
| P!nk | "You Make Me Sick" | Sentenced to seek relationship advice from Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. | |
| The Pipettes | "Pull Shapes" | Sentenced to pull their careers into shape by making music that is relevant to teens and not their parents. | |
| Prince | "Kiss" | Sentenced to ditch the platforms and get himself a little person card. | |
| Eric Prydz | "Call on Me" | ??? | |
| Puddle of Mudd | "She Hates Me" | Sentenced to show any impact they have made. | |
| Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes | "Don't Cha" | Sentenced to be forever listened to on mute. | |
| Pussycat Dolls feat. will.i.am | "Beep" | Sentenced to join the Backstreet Boys and call themselves "Pussycat Dolls With Balls." | |
| Pussycat Dolls feat. Timbaland | "Wait a Minute" | Sentenced to continue being the world's youngest cougars. | |
| Pussycat Dolls | "When I Grow Up" | Sentenced to quit trying to convince us that 46 is the new 20. | |
| Queens of the Stone Age | "3's & 7's" | Sentenced to rent the first four seasons of The L Word to learn what girl-on-girl really looks like. | |
| Queens of the Stone Age | "Go with the Flow" | Sentenced to make another music video advertising the Swiffer. | |
| Queens of the Stone Age | "No One Knows" | Sentenced to name their next song "No One Listens". | |
| Queens of the Stone Age | "Sick, Sick, Sick" | Sentenced to realize human flesh actually tastes like chicken. | |
| The Raconteurs | "Steady, As She Goes" | Sentenced to race against Jack's other 26 bands. | |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | "Can't Stop" | ??? | |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | "Dani California" | Sentenced to have their next video directed by Kevin Federline. | |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | "Hump De Bump" | Sentenced to be the first people to add grillz to their dentures. | |
| Rich Boy feat. Polow da Don | "Throw Some D's" | Sentenced to have Weird Al perform a parody called "Throw Some Cheese on That Dish". | |
| Lionel Richie | "All Night Long (All Night)" | Sentenced to admit that Nicole is his kid and not the daughter of the band's drummer. | |
| Right Said Fred | "I'm Too Sexy" | Sentenced to spend all of eternity shaving each others' chests. | |
| Rihanna | "Disturbia" | Sentenced to make more videos in bondage. | |
| David Lee Roth | "California Girls" | Sentenced to admit that he's gone from liking California girls to looking like a California Raisin. | |
| Kelly Rowland feat. Eve | "Like This" | Sentenced to tour under the name "Destiny's Unwanted Child". | |
| S Club 7 | "S Club Party" | Sentenced to forever answer the question, "What does the 'S' stand for?" | |
| Alexei Sayle | "Didn't You Kill My Brother?" | Sentenced to stop making music and solely find out who killed his brother. | |
| Nicole Scherzinger feat. T.I. | "Whatever U Like" | Sentenced to continue making every other girl feel fat. | |
| Seether | "Truth" | Sentenced to set up a cage match between two other fictional characters: A unicorn and their musical talent. | |
| Shaggy feat. Rikrok | "It Wasn't Me" | Sentenced to be in heavy rotation on your dad's iPod. | |
| Shakira | "Don't Bother" | Sentenced to head back to the studio with her good friends the Tin Man and the Scarecrow. | |
| Shakira | "Whenever, Wherever" | Sentenced to continue being the female version of David Hasselhoff. | |
| Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean | "Hips Don't Lie" | Sentenced to realize that if her "Hips Don't Lie", they're probably saying that her song sucks. | |
| Shop Boyz | "Party Like a Rockstar" | Sentenced to O.D. like a rockstar. | |
| Simple Plan | "Shut Up!" | ??? | |
| Ashlee Simpson | "Invisible" | Sentenced to recognize that you can't pick your sister, you can't pick your nose, and you can't pick your sister's nose. | |
| Ashlee Simpson | "La La" | Sentenced to wear a shock collar in her next video. | |
| Ashlee Simpson | "L. O. V. E." | Sentenced to create an award show for her fellow idea stealers called "The Grabbies". | |
| Ashlee Simpson | "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)" | Sentenced to forget about her music career and go back to being Fall Out Boy's groupie. | |
| Ashlee Simpson | "Shadow" | ??? | |
| Jessica Simpson | "A Public Affair" | Sentenced to stop hogging all the hot girls in Hollywood and leave some for Nick Lachey. | |
| Jessica Simpson | "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" † | Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever. | |
| Jessica Simpson | "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" | Sentenced to fifty slaps on the ass by a drunken hillbilly. | |
| Jessica Simpson | "With You" | ??? | |
| Sir Mix-A-Lot | "Baby Got Back" | Sentenced to perform at Star Jones' next birthday party. | |
| Sisqo | "Thong Song" | Sentenced to realize that thongs, much like his career, are sexy in theory, but full of shit in reality. (Verdict 1) Sentenced to three seasons of Dancing with the Stars with Lance Bass as his partner. (Verdict 2) | |
| Slipknot | "Psychosocial" | Sentenced to have a live-in therapist to help them stop hiding between those jock strap smelling masks. | |
| Will Smith | "Miami" | Sentenced to return to West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, on the playgrounds where he spent most of his days. | |
| Snoop Dogg | "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" | Sentenced to stop trying to smoke the mistletoe. | |
| Snoop Dogg | "Sensual Seduction" | Sentenced to stop hanging out with Boomer (Phillips) if he wants to avoid another video like this one. | |
| Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake and Charlie Wilson | "Signs" | Sentenced to keep the videos made in Las Vegas in Las Vegas. | |
| Soft Cell | "Tainted Love" | Sentenced to be tested for chlamydia, gonorrhea, & syphilis. | |
| Soulja Boy | "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" | Sentenced to crank off. | |
| Soulja Boy feat. Arab | "Yahhh!" | Sentenced to quit complaining - Things could be worse. Just ask Lil' Romeo. | |
| Britney Spears | "Break the Ice" | Sentenced to forget the ice and break into rehab. | |
| Britney Spears | "Do Somethin'" | Sentenced to life with Kevin Federline. | |
| Britney Spears | "Everytime" | Sentenced to realize her dream and find Kevin Federline a job at the Cheetos factory. | |
| Britney Spears | "Gimme More" †† | Sentenced to continue being the unofficial spokesperson for crazy. | |
| Britney Spears | "Lucky" | Sentenced to stop manufacturing Federlines. | |
| Britney Spears feat. Madonna | "Me Against the Music" | Sentenced to stop singing and resume face-sucking. | |
| Britney Spears | "My Prerogative" | Sentenced to forbid her newborn son from using his father as a role model. | |
| Britney Spears | "Oops...I Did It Again" | Sentenced to cease plans for her upcoming book "A Dummies Guide To Parenting While Plastered". | |
| Britney Spears | "Piece of Me" †† | Sentenced to continue being the unofficial spokesperson for crazy. | |
| Britney Spears | "Toxic" | Sentenced to remove the dishwasher from the front lawn of her Malibu home. | |
| Spice Girls | "Say You'll Be There" | Sentenced to change their name to the Spice Cougars for their next reunion. | |
| Spice Girls | "Stop" | Sentenced to stop right now...Thank you very much. | |
| Spice Girls | "Wannabe" | Sentenced to get really old and have lots of babies. | |
| Gwen Stefani | "Hollaback Girl" | Sentenced to stay 400 meters away from any Harajuku Girls. | |
| Gwen Stefani feat. Slim Thug | "Luxurious" | Sentenced to pay royalties to the year 1999 every time she wears lip liner. | |
| Gwen Stefani feat. Damian Marley | "Now That You Got It" | Sentenced to wake up and smell the jerk chicken. | |
| Gwen Stefani feat. Akon | "The Sweet Escape" | Sentenced to keep making hits that mix "basic repetition" with the sound of cats playing with downed hydro wires. | |
| Gwen Stefani | "What You Waiting For?" | Sentenced to return to the sucky band from where she came. | |
| Gwen Stefani | "Wind It Up" | Sentenced to keep on sounding like the operating room at a spay & neutering clinic. | |
| Street Drum Corps feat. Bert McCracken | "Happy Christmas, War Is Over" | Sentenced to admit he's lost the war against eyeliner. | |
| The Strokes | "Juicebox" | Sentenced to take a cold shower together. | |
| Raven-Symoné | "Double Dutch Bus" | Sentenced to do a cover version of Korn's "Freak on a Leash." | |
| t.A.T.u. | "All the Things She Said" | Sentenced to take their Russian lesbian act on the road. | |
| T.I. feat. Busta Rhymes and Alfamega | "Hurt" | Sentenced to grab some shovels and Busta and put this song in the dirt. | |
| T-Pain feat. Mike Jones | "I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)" | Sentenced to remember that on a date with a stripper, the two-drink minimum still applies. | |
| Serj Tankian | "Empty Walls" | Sentenced to start a boy band with Osama bin Laden. | |
| Tenacious D | "Tribute" | Sentenced to keep on fat guy rockin'. | |
| Terror Squad feat. Fat Joe | "Lean Back" | Sentenced to stop eating his bandmates. | |
| Three 6 Mafia feat. Chamillionaire | "Doe Boy Fresh" | Sentenced to sell their Oscar on eBay to pay for a portal to get their heads out of their asses. | |
| Tiffany | "I Think We're Alone Now" | Sentenced to work security on Hilary Duff's mall tour. | |
| Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson and Nicole Scherzinger | "Scream" | Sentenced to make beats for Aaron Carter's comeback album. | |
| Justin Timberlake | "Cry Me a River" | Sentenced to write another song about his relationship with Britney, this time called "Dodged a Major Bullet!" | |
| Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. | "Let Me Talk to You/My Love" | Sentenced to apologize for bringing "sucking back". | |
| Justin Timberlake feat. Clipse | "Like I Love You" | Sentenced to continue being the least fat ex-member of NSync. | |
| Justin Timberlake | "SexyBack" | Sentenced to meet women the normal celebrity way: through publicists. | |
| Justin Timberlake | "What Goes Around...Comes Around" | Sentenced to stop bitching and realize that he's the luckiest bastard on the face of the earth. | |
| The Ting Tings | "Shup Up and Let Me Go" | Sentenced to have the universe collapse on them. | |
| Tokio Hotel | "Ready, Set, Go!" | Sentenced to talk to Hilary Swank about maintaining a career being sexually ambiguous. | |
| The Transplants | "Gangstas and Thugs" | Sentenced to stop transplanting rap with punk. | |
| Twista feat. Kanye West and Jamie Foxx | "Slow Jamz" | Sentenced to stop inspiring men to play the skin flute. | |
| Twisted Sister | "We're Not Gonna Take It" | Sentenced to rent their band name out to Ashlee Simpson. | |
| Bonnie Tyler | "Total Eclipse of the Heart" | Sentenced to ask Weird Al to stop recording the song "Total Eclipse of the Fart." | |
| The Used | "All That I've Got" | Sentenced to appear in the "used" CD bin shortly after their release. | |
| The Used | "Pretty Handsome Awkward" | Sentenced to be Lindsay Lohan's date in rehab. | |
| The Used | "The Bird & The Worm" | Sentenced to live in a van down by the river. | |
| Usher | "Burn" | Sentenced to take a dip in his awesome flaming pool. | |
| Usher | "Caught Up" | Sentenced to the school of "Retro Fashion". | |
| Bobby Valentino feat. Timbaland | "Anonymous" | Sentenced to enter the witness relocation program for our sake. | |
| Van Halen | "Hot for Teacher" | Sentenced to try and remember just one moment - any moment - from the 1980s. | |
| Vanilla Ice | "Ice Ice Baby" | Sentenced to stop, collaborate, & listen: You're s***! Pack it in. | |
| Velvet Revolver | "Fall to Pieces" | Sentenced to stop giving hardcore drugs a bad name. | |
| Velvet Revolver | "She Builds Quick Machines" | Sentenced to play music people like...In their old bands...And just the hits. | |
| Vengaboys | "We Like to Party" | Sentenced to drive the Vengabus...Over a cliff. Now. | |
| The Weather Girls | "Dear Santa" † | Sentenced to mysteriously disappear from the MuchMusic vault forever. | |
| Weezer | "Beverly Hills" | Sentenced to an extremely juvenile detention centre. (Verdict #1) Sentenced to go back to playing with their inflatable playmates. (Verdict #2) | |
| Weezer | "Perfect Situation" | Sentenced to continue living their lifelong dream of non-stop rockin' and role-playing. | |
| Weezer | "We Are All on Drugs" | Sentenced to have sand kicked in their face by a bully. | |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic | "White & Nerdy" | Sentenced to admit that he looks like the albino version of Dave Navarro. | |
| Kanye West | "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" | ??? | |
| Kanye West | "Jesus Walks" | Sentenced to be stopped from making the album, "Jesus Surfs". | |
| Kanye West | "The New Workout Plan" | Sentenced to remind Anna Nicole Smith that this is not "The New Pork-Out Plan". | |
| Kanye West feat. Lupe Fiasco | "Touch the Sky" | Sentenced to work with NASA to make a rocket that can orbit his ego. | |
| Kanye West feat. Adam Levine | "Heard 'Em Say" | Sentenced to have their relationship annulled. | |
| Wham! | "Careless Whisper" | Sentenced to stop hanging out at truckstops with Lance Bass. | |
| The White Stripes | "Conquest" | Sentenced to drop the bull and get enough members to actually be considered a band. | |
| The White Stripes | "Icky Thump" | Sentenced to a cock fight with Yung Joc. | |
| The White Stripes | "The Denial Twist" | Sentenced to make at least one video with a Hummer and a jacuzzi. | |
| will.i.am | "I Got It from My Mama" | Sentenced to an orgy with the Golden Girls. | |
| Wolfmother | "Joker & the Thief" | Sentenced to shut their dumb faces cuz Led Zeppelin rules | ! |
| Tony Yayo feat. G-Unit | "I Know You Don't Love Me" | ??? | |
| Ying Yang Twins | "Wait (The Whisper Song)" | Sentenced to pipe up about where they will put their Yings and Yangs. | |
| Young MC | "Bust a Move" | Sentenced to change his name to Old MC. | |
| Yung Joc feat. Nitti | "It's Goin' Down" | Sentenced to take gangsta lessons from Aaron Carter. | |
| ZZ Top | "Legs" | Sentenced to re-record "Legs" with the new title "Beards" and get that long overdue shave while shooting a Gillette commercial. |
Notes:
- † - "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow", "Dear Santa", and "White Christmas" were all critiqued at the same time and given the same verdict.
- †† - Britney Spears' videos for "Piece of Me" and "Gimme More" were critiqued at the same time as well.
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