Hair Nation is a glam metal radio station on Sirius Satellite Radio channel 23 and Dish Network channel 6023. Featured bands include Poison, Bon Jovi, Mötley Crüe, Guns N' Roses, Ratt, Skid Row, Quiet Riot, Def Leppard, Scorpions, Queensrÿche, Alice Cooper, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Twisted Sister, and many more. The station ID is distinguished with the sound of a hairspray can. With the Dj's of Kim Mulligan, Rockin Keith Roth, Dangerous Darren, and Long Paul.
"Pull out the lighter. I sense a power ballad coming up."
"When listening to Hair Nation, playing air guitar while driving could get you killed. A friendly reminder from SIRIUS 23 Hair Nation."
"Listening to 23 Hair Nation is like finding that last beer at the back of the fridge. [sound of beer can opening] Sweet."
"It's like somebody broke into your house, stole all your hair metal tapes and made a radio station out of them."
"You don't have to have hair to listen to 23 Hair Nation. Most of the bands we play don't have theirs."
"Music from an era considered unsafe, you may need to wear a condom just to listen to us."
" Ozone layer beware - It's 23 Hair Nation"