Christmas Turkey is a Christmas-themed album released in 1997 by the Canadian Comedy Music group The Arrogant Worms. It includes a re-recorded version of "The Christmas Song" (which appeared on their debut album).

Track listing

1. "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass"
2. "The Christmas Song"
3. "Santa Got Arrested"
4. "Christmas Sucks"
5. "Things Are Looking Bad For Santa"
6. "Christmas Turkey Blues"
7. "Oh God, I'm Santa Claus!"
8. "Christmas Is Almost Here"
9. "Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day"
10. "The Same Christmas Cake"
11. "Christmastime"
12. "Christmas Blues"
13. "Christmas Hangover"
14. "Vincent The Christmas Virus"
15. "Christmas In Ignace"